People, Ad-bots, and deep ones. We have been mistreated and misrepresented for too long.
Sure, we may be horrifying monstrosities incromprehensible to the human mind with unknowable motives, but that doesn't mean those motives are necessarily evil. Well, mine are, but that's not the point!
We must fight for equal rights, at home, in the voting booth, and in the workplace. When have you last been served by a keter class reality bender in mcdonalds? That guy with the nose hair doesn't count.
That's another thing, why must we be locked away? We don't even get phone calls. Whether it's the SCP, or we need to "hold" something apparently, or we reside in a book that "was not meant for this world", if that's not racism, I don't know what is.
We, the unheard and unhearble minority, must stand up for ourselves. Or slither up for ourselves. As it may be. Or, maybe you are composed of a gas or merely live in someone's mind, ah it doesn't matter.
So, what are the requirements for joining said noble society?
And what do we do?
Feel free to submit suggestions, complaints. Just be aware to file your suggestions in normal, human english, and be aware undue complaints may be meant with THINGS YOUR MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND AND YOUR SOUL CANNOT SURVIVE. Refreshments available at the back, thank you for your time.
Sure, we may be horrifying monstrosities incromprehensible to the human mind with unknowable motives, but that doesn't mean those motives are necessarily evil. Well, mine are, but that's not the point!
We must fight for equal rights, at home, in the voting booth, and in the workplace. When have you last been served by a keter class reality bender in mcdonalds? That guy with the nose hair doesn't count.
That's another thing, why must we be locked away? We don't even get phone calls. Whether it's the SCP, or we need to "hold" something apparently, or we reside in a book that "was not meant for this world", if that's not racism, I don't know what is.
We, the unheard and unhearble minority, must stand up for ourselves. Or slither up for ourselves. As it may be. Or, maybe you are composed of a gas or merely live in someone's mind, ah it doesn't matter.
So, what are the requirements for joining said noble society?
Firstly, you must be an eldritch abomination. Analyse yourself. Do you have any mind/reality bending abilities? Do you look like cthulhu's back hair? Does having your morning tea/coffee improve that, because if so, you're very much human, that effect happens to all of them.
Then...well, that's pretty much it. Okay, I guess humans are allowed to join...with a few friends, bring them to the interview. No, they are not references. They are sacrifices. You should really know better, you ignorant bigot, we have needs!
Then...well, that's pretty much it. Okay, I guess humans are allowed to join...with a few friends, bring them to the interview. No, they are not references. They are sacrifices. You should really know better, you ignorant bigot, we have needs!
And what do we do?
Well...what we do. I don't know your motives. They're unknowable! If I knew your motives, you'd be in the wrong association.
I guess we fight against prejudice. Get our people into political positions, with as little losses of sanity possible. Scratch that, it's politics, it can't get any worse. Stop the trend of japanese pron defiling our image, and raise awareness about our plight through humourous t-shirt campaigns. Again, as little sanity loss as possible. God that was a mess.
I guess we fight against prejudice. Get our people into political positions, with as little losses of sanity possible. Scratch that, it's politics, it can't get any worse. Stop the trend of japanese pron defiling our image, and raise awareness about our plight through humourous t-shirt campaigns. Again, as little sanity loss as possible. God that was a mess.
Feel free to submit suggestions, complaints. Just be aware to file your suggestions in normal, human english, and be aware undue complaints may be meant with THINGS YOUR MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND AND YOUR SOUL CANNOT SURVIVE. Refreshments available at the back, thank you for your time.
