The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pats Subject Max's back*
Don't be ashamed of Ape Escape, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, who said I was? I'm just scared P.E.T.A and their insanity will come after me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Evenin' subjects! I return from a brief sprint on Heavy Rain.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude!*grabs onto leg*
Protect me from P.E.T.A!*P.E.T.A members are at the front door and want to burn me at the stick*

 

[TheStickman]

Hello, Subjects Max and Vaude!

 

[TheStickman]

Don't worry, Subject Max.
*Presses a button*
*Screams are heard, most of them saying "Ugh, fried chicken!"*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subjects Max and Vee.
And Kcits. *Waves and hugs all*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You pissed off PETA, subject Max?!

Hey subject Kcits! *Waves*

 

[TheStickman]

*Waves at Subject Vaude, still holding Fried Chicken button*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, you should hear them*P.E.T.A starts rallying in a rage over seeing that a chicken was killed and demand blood from the person responsible*
Subject Vee, please help!*sniff*
I was only playing Ape Escape and they want to kill me now. Although I already dead. Skull joke!*slaps self because now's not the time for that and puts a quarter in a new jar*
Hello Subject Sass, help!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

When'd you get that, subject Kcits?

Don't worry, subject Max! *Draws revolver* I won't let them get you, okay? Bloody PETA...

Heyoh subject Sas~!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, it's P.E.T.A!

What are they gonna do, throw organic beans at you and beat you to death with your own arm?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pulls out Bacon Eagle*
Where's P.E.T.A, Subject Max?!

 

[TheStickman]

*Presses another button*
*Bacon falls on P.E.T.A. crowd*
What's that, Subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

*guns and rockets being loaded can be heard from outside*
Subejct Kcits, you fool!
Subject Sass, they are for animal rights and will go to extremes to get them.
*hides behind couch and builds pillow fort around it*
Subject Vee, don't let them get me.*goes back to hiding*

 

[TheStickman]

I have many buttons, and they do many things, Subject Vaude.
This one is part of a set of buttons in case P.E.T.A. decides to trespass.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't worry, subject Ruben. You're safe. *Smiles*

 

[Roxas1359]

*voice coming from pillow fort*
Subject Kcits...I think it's just pissing them off.

 

[TheStickman]

*Presses another button*
*Chicken Nugget bomb is dropped on P.E.T.A. crowd*
They won't win this, Subject Max.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Appears in P.E.T.A crowd*
DIE, HIPPIES!
*Starts mauling P.E.T.A people*