The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

S'pose so, subject Max. But hey, it'll only make me feel old. I am happy though~

 

[Baby Eater]

Damn subject Vee XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Bye, subject Kcits. *Waves at*

Subject Toast...make me an offer~ XD
...But I've only got a small one~ XD!

...Better, subject Vee~ *Click* I will show you what it's like to look different!

 

[TheStickman]

*Gives Subject Max the keys* I already made Subject Toast a new room.

 

[Baby Eater]

How about a sensual massage subject Sas? XD
It'll get bigger! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah well, eh, subject Toast? XD

I can see you, subject Sas!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, but if your not going to be here I won't be able to get to the cannons when the next things breaks.
Subejct Vee, your not old. Subject Sass is though.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Will you be shirtless, subject Toast? XD
It will, sir? *Eyes sparkle* XD

*Looks over shoulder* ...*BLEEP!* *Flees towards my cell, away from subject Vee*
*Click*

Kyle Fitzpatrick: Mr. Cohen... please!
Sander Cohen: [Over the intercom] Silence! Allegro, allegro! Da, da, da, da, da, da, presto! Presto! No! No!
Kyle Fitzpatrick: [Sobbing] I'm trying! Please!
Sander Cohen: Once again, young Fitzpatrick.
[Fitzpatrick resumes playing Cohen's dramatic piece]
Sander Cohen: Da, da, da, da, da, da! No!
Kyle Fitzpatrick: Oh, Cohen, you sick fuck! Let me out of here!
[the piano explodes]

...Subject Max, what? *Twitches whilst fleeing*

 

[Lost In The Void]

Alright back from Supper Subjects what did I miss?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Laughs* Ooh burn, subject Max!

That's my favourite tape, subject Sas~! *Bangs on door*

 

[iNv.T]

Subjects, i'm gonna go for a bit...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, calm the *BLEEP!* down and I'll let ya in!

Bye, subject iNv.T. *Waves*

Subject Lost, sugar. And court.

 

[Baby Eater]

I don't need a room anymore anyways subject Kcits. But thanks.

When does this stop subject Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Later, subject IN.

...I have an idea, subject Toast!

...*Takes deep soothing breaths* I'm calm, subject Sassikins~

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject iN, see ya.
Subject Lost, well Subject iN is now my randomly adopted daughter.
Subject Sass, you're old. You need to turn up your hearing aid!

 

[Sassafrass]

Are you, subject Vaudikins~? *Click* I had thought I had left the Parasites of Moscow behind me. I thought I had left the Marxist Altruists to their collective farms and their "Five Year Plans." But as the German fools threw themselves on Hitler's sword for the good of the Reich, the Americans drank deeper and deeper of the Bolshevik poison, spoon fed to them by Roosevelt and his New Dealers. And so I asked myself, "In what country was there a place for men like me? Men who refused to say yes to the parasites and the doubters? Men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate?" And then one day the happy answer came to me, my friends. There was no country for people like me. And that was the moment I decided to build one!

And now~? X3

...Did you just call me a *BLEEP!* subject Max?

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh,subject Vee?

Why wouldn't I be subject Sas? XD
Just gotta practice! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Running at door to try and break it down* >< I'm good, subject Sas.

Hold onto me, subject Toast!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well sounds like an interesting time Subjects, I'm feeling a rather creative streak coming through me that I can't capitalize on since I'm at work

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I think there is a censor fairy around here again.*takes out fly swatter*
Oh and yes Oldie McOld pants!