The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I don't stuff my nose with food.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max if you can't smell food you can't taste it as well. That's why people hold their nose when they eat something nasty.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I know that part. But it seemed like you said you put food in your nose.

 

[Baby Eater]

You don't subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, no since I don't have a nose. Skull Joke!*puts quarter in jar*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I'm getting rich off you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, no since you don't own the jar. You said originally that it was for whenever I made a Skull Joke and you never would claim the money. the funds were to go to a new piano, but since I have an indestructible one I get to keep it in case of a rainy day.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I said once you fill it up I'llbuy you a new piano. It's my money I just chose to throw you a bone.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, not anymore since you got me a new piano!*takes my money jar and deposits money*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Blows up bank* Hah subject Max. Also did you see the newest Rebecca Mayes?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I have never seen any of her things. Well I saw one about Plants Versus Zombies when I first came to the site.
Also, who said I put it in a bank?*police come and arrest Subject Toast, throwing him in jail for 10 years*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max she wrote a song about Yahtzee and challenged him to review it. It's pretty decent if a little repetitive.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I may go and see it.

 

[Baby Eater]

I recommend it subject Max. *Kills the cops*

 

[Roxas1359]

*swat team takes subject Toast down and restrains him*
Subject Toast, you just increased your time in jail!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max they'll just return me to the asylum.

*Comes back with a shiny jacket*

 

[Roxas1359]

*gets message from judge*
Subject Toast, worse. You're being put on death row now.*guys come and take Subject Toast to death row*
Don't worry. I know a good lawyer!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max is his name Phoenix Wright?

 

[LynxParadox]

*cough* bull subject max...
see? *points at a bull* yay stupid jokes!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Soda, shut up!*hits Subject Soda on head*
Subject Toast, maybe.