The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

*Swings back in* It's what I do, subject Toast, it's what I do.

Hey, subject Vee. Hugs* The hell is over now. *Comforts and gives a paperclip* Wanna kill Keanu Reeves?

Subject Max, how did that go, by the way? *Swings onto sofa*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, well in all mine performances there is something that goes wrong. In this one it wasn't as much are fault though. Now I'm starting Ape Escape 3 since I beat 1 and 2 100%.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude use hot water and scrub hard.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Done that, subject Toast. >< I've got red marks from scrubbing! Damn kids! *Shakes fist* £60 for it though...

*Pounce hugs subject Sas* !!! Do want, do want! Where is he?!

*Whistles* Nice, subject Max!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pulls a lever and Keanu Reeves falls out of the ceiling*

*Hug* It's over now subject Vaude.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Gets pounced hugged* Hi, Subject Vee. He's right there. *Points to -_- where he fell*
Have a lotta fun~

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Evil grin* Oh you know just what to get me, subjects~ *spins paperclip and approaches -_-*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects....holy shit

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, we know how to cheer you up, see? *Films*

Subject Toast, I take it that is epic?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas it's an awesome rock version of a Shadow of the Colossus song.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*GOUGE* *SLICE* *SHOVE* *THWACK*~
*Sighs happily* That's a fact, subject Sas~ :3

Woah, nice, subject Toast!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, I wish I picked that game up. I've started looking for it and can't find it anywhere. :'(

Aye, subject Vee, it is indeed a fact~ *Films some more* Does he still have eyes?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude I'm calling that the Unofficial -_- killing song XD

Subject Sas it's a beautiful game.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I just watched episode 10 of RvB...again.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Hell yes, subject Toast! XD

...Maybe! *Looks under removed skin* Why, subject Sas?~

 

[Sassafrass]

I know, subject Toast. The demo I played was just amazing.
It was actually the first game to make me feel sorry for killing something. The second game was Bioshock, about 5 years later.

They'd look good on a shelf I reckon, subject Vee~

And hi, subject Max, BREAK THE ADDICTION, DAMMIT!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

*High fives subject Vaude* XD

Subject Sas if you knew the ending you'd feel horribly sorry. Plus it's one of the only games where the environment is as much a character as you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, quiet! You'd be addicted to it too if you saw it. It was hilarious and epic.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max what's there to get about "swoosh swish stab"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Subject Toast, I want to high 5 you back, but I can't be asked fix the world again. XD

Hmm, I think you're right, subject Sas~ *PLUCK* *PLUCK*