The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Aye, subject Toast.
It's based loosely on this thing called 'Real Life'. Frankly, the concept scares the fuck out of me. ><

 

[Baby Eater]

It's just fad subject Sas. It'll pass.

 

[Sassafrass]

You think so, subject Toast? *Hiding under duvet*

 

[Baby Eater]

I know so subject Sas! Soon a whole new game will arrive and no one will care about "life"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back yet again.

 

[Baby Eater]

Welcome back again subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, why thank you.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, y'ello~

subject Toast, what do you mean? I have an attenti- Ooo, paddleball~ *Walks towards paddle ball*

 

[DJude]

'Ello subjects, i am back

 

[Baby Eater]

Mine subject Sas! *Tackle*

You're welcome subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

*playing paddle ball and watches as Subjects Toast and Sass come towards me*
Subject Venn, hello.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'm back Subje-OH MY SCIENCE, PADDLE BALL!
*Walks toward paddle ball*

 

[Roxas1359]

*continues to play paddle ball*
Subjects, your scaring me.*walking off while still playing*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

GIVE ME THE DAMN PADDLEBALL!
*Pounces Subject Max*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Follows subject Max* Braaaaaai-I mean paaaaaaddle baaaaaaallllll!

Hey subject Venn.

 

[DJude]

Uh, hello Subject Toast... *loads shotgun*
Subject Max! Wait for me!
*runs after Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

*kicks Subject Waffles off me and sees that he messed up my game*
Subject Waffles...you...shall...DIE!
*ball on paddle ball turns into a spike ball and starts hitting it at Subject Waffles*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn stole my shotgun D:

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!!!
(Subject)

 

[Roxas1359]

*murders Subject Toast in fit of rage due to paddle ball game being interrupted, then I go back to Subject Waffles and pelt him with the spiked ball*