The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

Why hello there, subject Waffles. Why the rush?
*Is reading in his cell*

And I got ninja'd...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, Subject Vile is going to mess up Subject Waffles for ruining our Paddle Ball game.*starts to play paddle ball*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi, Subject Lambi! I'm about to murd-
*Is murdered by Big Sister*
*VC: Subject Waffles*

 

[DJude]

*is standing atop a flagpole in Lambi's room*
Hi Subject Lambi!
*disappears and reappears crouched on Lambi's head*
I'ma ninja...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Waffles that's the bathroom.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Runs into my room*
(Subject)

 

[Lambi]

I see, subject Max.

Subject Waffles, good luck.

I can see that, subject Venn.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, will you even mock me about my powerful rod? XD

And hey, subject Lambi. *Sleepily hugs*

 

[TheStickman]

After drifting in and out of sleep, I'm back, Subjects.

 

[DJude]

Subject Sass never answered my question : /

 

[Baby Eater]

Your rod is soft and weak subject Sas XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pours hot coffee on Subject Kcits face*
Wake up.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Venn, sorry, was distracted. ><

It's just a very fucked up sleep pattern. I did think it was insomnia at one point but a small bit of research using Wikipedia (yeah, I used Wikipedia for research) told me it would be sleep pattern related.

 

[TheStickman]

*Takes off the Guy Fawkes mask I had been wearing*
I'm awake, Subject Waffles.
*Crushes Subject Waffles with a giant biscuit*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Eats biscuit before it crushes me*
*Hits Subject Kcits with giant turkey leg*

 

[TheStickman]

*Blocks with a giant rump roast* (Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Uses force to pour gravy on Subject Kcits*

 

[TheStickman]

*Blocks gravy with another giant biscuit* (Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

*Throws subject Waffles at subject Kcits impaling Waffles's stomach with Kcits's head then eats them* Waffle on a stick.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*VC: Subject Waffles*
*Laughs*
*Shoots at Subject Kcits with a mashed potato cannon*