The Batman: Worlds Greatest Detective, or Worlds Greatest Criminal Mastermind?

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CaptainLoser

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We all know The Batman. He has been called many things though out the years; The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight, The Worlds Greatest Detective. He has thwarted the vile attempts from the likes of The Penguin, Catwoman, Two-Face, and most notably, The Joker, time and time again. As Bruce Wayne, he is a well respected member of the community, a philanthropist, a business man. A man qualified to do anything in the world, from complex chemistry to masterfully executing complicated martial art techniques. Women want him, men want to be him. But does he really have the city's best interest at heart? Does he really want to stop crime? Or is he merely indulging his own selfish interests?

We all know that The Batman says he's out to rid Gotham City of it's criminal underbelly. We know that he singlehandedly took down a corrupt police force and in it's place, helped Commissioner Gordon rise to the top of the Gotham Police Department. That right there should have risen some red flags. Already we can see a conflict of interest between the Vigilant and the authority in charge of preventing such vigilant justice, among other things. This conflict is further cemented when we take into account the Bat-Signal, a device specifically used by the Gotham City Police Department to call for the Caped Crusader when they need help. This not only proves that the law will turn the other way when it is convenient, but it also highlights the complete incompetence of the Gotham Police. They can't deal with anything more serious than a mugger stealing an old woman's purse without calling The Darknight Detective, and even then seem to be two steps behind him. In the end, has The Batman really helped to improve the law enforcement community? Crime is still at an all time high, with super villains, no less, that didn't seem to be around before The Batman came to town.

Villains are a curious thing, indeed. Through some oddity in the workings of the universe, villains always follow heroes, wherever a hero is, not just one villain is to follow. Heroes have villains following them by the hundreds, everywhere from minor inconvenient annoyances to arch-nemesis villains with mobs of henchmen under their command. Villains are everywhere heroes are, and never seem to be where they aren't. And with a long history of heroes in the world, one would think that any competent hero might see the pattern here. Do heroes actively pursue their chosen occupation with this knowledge in mind? Maybe not all of them, but The Batman, with his incredible intelligence and superior schooling, must surely be aware of the consequences of his actions. Adding notorious and extremely dangerous villains on top of an already crime riddled city with an incompetent police force, and with full knowledge. The evidence is not looking good.

Speaking of villains, have you ever wondered why they keep coming back? Whenever The Batman apprehends one of these villains, it is never long before they are back on the streets, destroying order and replacing it with chaos. Arkham Asylum hardly seems adequate to hold such deceitful criminals, especially considering the rate at which they are either released or escaped. Why is it that such criminals are never properly detained, allowed to cause havoc? Why is it, that despite all the logic in the world, The Batman refuses to settle things permanently, even goes out of his way to try to save villains from themselves? Does The Batman secretly crave worthy opponents? Why does he have no regard for the innocents that will be harmed by allowing such dangerous people to continue to exist? He has already crossed the lines of the law with his vigilantism, at what point does he cross that line? Any vigilant worth his salt would permanently put a stop to such repeat offenders, to do otherwise would invite further suffering.

And who does he enlist to help him on his crusade? Does he hire personnel who are experts in their chosen fields? Scientists? Skilled combatants? Analysts? No, The Batman choses children to follow him into the dangerous undercity, to fight gun-toting henchmen or battle deranged super villains! But why would we expect anything less than child endangerment at it's worst? It is completely irresponsible of the man to let children risk their lives when the danger is so very evident. And what kind of children does he enlist? Two orphans similar to himself but without the training, and the daughter of the Commissioner, to name just a few. What becomes of his juvenile sidekicks? A fair number of them are deceased, victims to the very criminals The Dark Knight is supposed to keep off the streets to keep young children from coming to harm. And what does the man do after his young companions kick the bucket? He finds another to fill in the gap. There is evidence to suggest that The Batman has ulterior motives for these children.

But what would make a man so sadistic? The origin story is not a foreign tale, everyone knows it. Young mister Bruce saw his parents violently slain in front of his eyes. But does that explain his nature? Most young children who see such traumatic events become social recluses, can't function in society without serious psychological help. Or turn into murderous psychopaths. But Mr. Wayne went the opposite path, and became the center of all the social circles, a productive member of society, and goes out of his way to try to prevent the death of even his arch nemesis. This seems far too good to be true. More likely he takes pleasure in the suffering that he has very carefully orchestrated.

Why does Gotham City allow this man continue to do what he does? I don't know. I would never let such an obvious threat live in my city. Frankly, anyone who sleeps in the same bed with the people who rob the city blind (namely Catwoman) should not be in charge of the safety of the city and those who dwell in it. So I this I call: Bring down The Caped Crusader, The Worlds Greatest Detective! Depose him of his standings! Remove him and his cohorts from power! Restore justice to the city, give it the ability to fend for it's self, and not be forced to bow to the whims of an egocentric sadist!
 

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You might want to put in a TLDR. I didn't get through all of that.

But, I would say he's both. It's fortunate that he's on the side of justice, but if he ever decided to flip I don't think there's much anybody could do to stop him. I think that's one of the reasons there is so much distrust of Batman. No one except himself and maybe Alfred are fully aware of his intentions at anytime, and wild cards scare people.
 

loc978

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Why does Gotham do what it does? Because they have threats that normal people simply can't deal with. It's a comic book universe, set up specifically for a place to glorify the goddamn Batman [http://i31.tinypic.com/b7zbdk.jpg].
 

darth.pixie

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I don't know. I always blamed the escapes and Arkham imprisonment on the incompetence of the city. Any DA would suggest death penalty or prison for life but not theirs...

And the city does not let him continue, he's a vigilante. The fact that super-villains show up is natural, though. Same thing happens to Superman. No hero can go on vacation for a week without a super-villain showing up and stealing all the Pina Coladas.

As for Catwoman, she's Catwoman. What body-abled man (heck, woman) would say no?

Then again...I'm a Batman fan, I like villains. Seems somewhat wrong to cheer for the Joker now...
 

KeyMaster45

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There was an episode of the animated series that delt specificially with the question of whether Batman created his variable posse of super villains.[footnote]Episode 68 of the animated series "The Trial"[/footnote] The conclusion that is come up with (through testimony in a mock trial by the super villains themselves) is that Batman is not responsible for them turning evil. Many of them were already mentally unstable and would have simply made havoc in another form. In fact the supervillains even agree with this and rule Batman innocent on their charge of him being the reason they turned evil.(of course they still try to kill him)

This is not to say, however, that there are villains that are directly the result of Batman; Harley Quinn[footnote]Without Batman the man who became The Joker would not have fallen into the vat of whatever and simply remained a deranged thug.[/footnote], Dr. Hugo Strange[footnote]Dr. Strange is obsessed with Batman, ergo without Batman Hugo Strange would have remained a Criminal Psychologist with dubious practices.[/footnote], that one robin who dies and comes back evil. In those and other cases Batman is the cause.

Of course depending on the Batman time-line you follow origin stories change and certain villains who's origins were unavoidable (see Killer Croc, Clayface, and Bane) are written as such to make Batman a driving force in their ultimate conversion.

As for the children sidekicks it has always laid heavily on Batman's mind over letting them fight along side him. In most if not all of the origin stories for the Robins and Batgirl(Batgirls?[footnote]is there more than one Batgirl?[/footnote]) Bruce tries to keep them ignorant to the fact he's Batman, unfortunately they all eventually figure it out and nearly get themselves killed in a bid to impress him. The problem he's left with is children who know his identity and essentially blackmail him into letting them be his sidekick. Let's face it after they put two and two together Bruce's options are "making them disappear" or appeasing them so they keep the secret.

The Gotham Police force does come off as being pretty incompetent, can't argue with you there. Their options when it pertains to Batman are either work with him or waste time trying to catch him when they could be putting their resources to other cases. I believe it's been said many times over the course of Batman's history by Gordon and other Gotham police when it comes to Batman's vigilantism to which most if not all respond with "Who's gonna stop him?" or "You wanna try and stop him?" Again, this does reflect their incompetence as an effective force of law. They can either fight both the criminals and Batman or ally with a criminal who seems to do their job infinitely better. Given the choice which one makes more sense?

Arkham Asylum really is a joke when it comes to keeping said supervillains off the street. Again though in that episode of the animated series referenced earlier it's revealed that the criminals and supervillains Batman rounds up often get sent to Arkham on the simple technicality they were not apprehended by an official member of law enforcement. The only thing the court is able to do is ship them off to Arkham. In this respect Batman works counter to his intended mission and effectively creates a revolving door of supervillains.

Indeed it would be very easy for Batman to simply start murdering his villainous opponents but that would put him breaking a law that the police simply couldn't ignore. Doing so could also crack whatever fragile psyche Bruce Wane has managed to hold onto and cause him to turn supervillain himself. As they take great care to point out in every blasted piece of work Batman appears in; Bruce was emotionally scarred by the death of his parents and upon seeing how ineffective the police actually were resolved to do what the law could not.

It is this emotional scarring that has left Bruce with a near Rorschach interpretation of justice. In fact we need only look to Rorschach from Watchmen to see what would become of Batman should he ever cross the threshold he's set for himself. Even Bruce understands this; he understands that the only thing keeping him from becoming that which he fights is a very thin line of sanity.

What we see in the world of Batman is a man trying to bring justice to a city with an incompetent police force. Without him his nemeses would still exist just in a different form. For Bruce Wayne fighting them via means that exist outside of the normal law is the solution; unfortunately it is also the problem.

Has Batman improved the situation in Gotham City or Made it worse? Since Gotham is a fictional city we don't have access to yearly crime rate reports and since our small window of their world is open only when Batman is out fighting crime it would appear to us that crime runs rampant even more so than before Batman. It's entirely possible that normal crimes have gone down in the wake of Batman. The trade off is supervillains which may or may not have appeared due to the existence of Batman.

Should Batman hang up the cape and cowl? No, whether he has created the supervillain situation in Gotham or not the fact remains that threat is there and will be around for a long time. It's possible that should Batman vanish overnight the supervillain presence in Gotham would vanish with him; it might also escalate when there is no longer any resistance.

It's a difficult question to answer, but Batman seems to have done more good than bad for Gotham City.
 

Royta

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KeyMaster45 said:
There have been around 5 Robins and 4 Batgirls (one being extremely shortlived) in the main timeline. But never more then one of the same at once.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Batman: World's most admired Nine Inch Nails fan.

Seriously, dude needs to lighten the fuck up. Maybe get a rainbow-coloured outfit.
 

MintyNinja

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This is a well written essay. I hope that there's a course or class that you can hand this in for. Thanks for sharing this with us.
 

ckam

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Why not just both? He does shady and heroic things, so I think he deserves both titles.
 

KeyMaster45

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TheRightToArmBears said:
Seriously, dude needs to lighten the fuck up. Maybe get a rainbow-coloured outfit.
He did, that persona was known as Captain Sunshine. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handsome_Ransom] :3
 

CaptainLoser

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MintyNinja said:
This is a well written essay. I hope that there's a course or class that you can hand this in for. Thanks for sharing this with us.
Nope, just for fun.

Also, KeyMaster, excellent rebuttal. You obviously did much more research than I.