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Eklyx

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I've been playing Red Dead Redemption and the bears in the game are definitely organized into some kind of fighting force to the point of possibly being a military. I spent a good fifteen minutes killing a chain of bears one after the other. Maybe I'm reading into this too much or maybe they're just attracted to the scent of very recently dead bears. Or maybe they just want to soften me up for the special ops. bears.
 

Mr.Pandah

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Those damn bears...soon they'll recruit the coyotes...or even worse, the cougars. Then we're really screwed.
 

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Eklyx said:
I've been playing Red Dead Redemption and the bears in the game are definitely organized into some kind of fighting force to the point of possibly being a military. I spent a good fifteen minutes killing a chain of bears one after the other. Maybe I'm reading into this too much or maybe they're just attracted to the scent of very recently dead bears. Or maybe they just want to soften me up for the special ops. bears.
Were these Chinese Bears being sent on masse in a bear version of the human wave?
 

Shoggoth2588

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At least you're not up against the Wolverines [Yay! Red Dawn reference!!]

Besides, everyone knows Bears are soul-less killing machines
 

Eklyx

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Mr.Pandah said:
Those damn bears...soon they'll recruit the coyotes...or even worse, the cougars. Then we're really screwed.
I forgot to mention that this game is the devil for making me take on a cougar with a knife. I dread to think what the final hunting challenge will be.
 

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Eklyx said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Those damn bears...soon they'll recruit the coyotes...or even worse, the cougars. Then we're really screwed.
I forgot to mention that this game is the devil for making me take on a cougar with a knife. I dread to think what the final hunting challenge will be.
Hunting specific animals - as in, ones with names, like "John the angry bear".

On topic: I wish the freaking horses were organised... WHY MUST MY HORSE DIE SO MUCH!?!?!?!
 

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Eklyx said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Those damn bears...soon they'll recruit the coyotes...or even worse, the cougars. Then we're really screwed.
I forgot to mention that this game is the devil for making me take on a cougar with a knife. I dread to think what the final hunting challenge will be.
I still have to start with those. This game is just way too big sometimes.
 

lapan

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The final hunting challenge? Take on God, armed with only your teeth. And deadly farts.
 

King of the Sandbox

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Don't worry about it. I'm convinced Marston is a vampire. He doesn't throw a reflection in mirrors (or at least he doesn't in the one I've seen in Rathskeller Fork), and he never dies because no one decapitates or stakes him. Bears don't stand a chance. I only fight bears and cougars with my knife now, because I AM A MAYUN!!!
 

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My friend says Red Dead is pretty fun. Doesn't interest me though
 

Doug

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Oh, and they can't be that organized...

[http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF098-Sgt._Grumbles.jpg]
 

syndicated44

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I had a joint op of wolves and cougars. Unfortunately at the end of it I was killed by the lowly rattlesnake.

Moral of the story. Wolves and cougars make a pretty good recon force. The bears are front line infantry. And the rattlesnake is the assassin.
 

Nick of Blades

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We should get a group of people together and go fight some bears with our bare fists for teh lulz. Whos in?
 
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Eklyx said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Those damn bears...soon they'll recruit the coyotes...or even worse, the cougars. Then we're really screwed.
I forgot to mention that this game is the devil for making me take on a cougar with a knife. I dread to think what the final hunting challenge will be.
Please tell me you're kidding! Christ, I thought it was taking the piss asking me to take on a pack of wolves with a knife...