- The best attachment for a firearm, EVER. -

[Spoonius]

Just to clarify, this thread isn't about some wacky-ass, rifle-mounted gizmo I want to rant on and on about, but a chance for you fine, imaginative people to come up with THE most ridiculous, overblown, hilarious and/or outright-deadly gadgets ever to grace a picatinny rail.

Here's the catch though... whatever you envision has to be possible within a modern, scientifically-plausible context. No lightsabers, laz0r cannons or teleporters, 'k?

So, what'll it be? A flaming chainsaw bayonet? A pie slingshot? A super-soaker filled with bio-hazardous sludge? Or just a mirror to preen yourself in during those less-chaotic firefights?

YOU decide!

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Once enough people have posted, I'll go through the entries and award each attachment a score, based on:

a) Its effectiveness as a battlefield tool/weapon.
b) The ingenuity and creativity of its creator.
c) Just how damn awesome it is.

Whoever receives the highest score gets a cookie (and possibly a contract with the military).

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TL;DR: GTFO.

EDIT: This should probably be in the forum games section, my bad.

 

[Shockolate]

Weapon of mass destruction right there.

 

[spartan1077]

Best attachement for a firearm eh? Ever seen Nouw's avatar?

Anyways I'd say a liquid nitrogen shooter that also shoot buckshot when they are frozen and crossbow bolts when you need to be silent.

 

[Infinatex]

Laser sight that IS actually a laser!

 

[voetballeeuw]

Rabid Wolverine, just attach it it to the gun, it's better than a bayonet.

 

[Windexglow]

Best attachment for a gun?

 

[Timzilla]

An under attached grenade launcher with two barrels. On shoots flaming chainsaw that explode, the other shoots cute puppies or dogs (The second being a non leathal method. Who wants to fight with adorable Golden retriever looking at you with those puppy dog eyes)

 

[vrbtny]

A under-slung launcher which fires mini Chuck Norris'......

 

[Terminate421]

A .44 caliber gun that comes with:
A predator style lock on scop
A silencer
A grenade launcher that actually shoots napalm
A heartbeat sensor on the side that makes the motion tracker from aliens sound
And a miniture slushie make attached to the right side of it, just hit a button and your drinking slushies!

 

[Free Thinker]

A detachable, underslung, Justin Beiber face shield. A metal replica of the 16 year old girl's face that is used to enrage your foe and make them waste their ammo.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

soooo... not really plausible, but i gotta mention it for chuckles: back in the day my friends and i invented the "pimp cannon". basically, it launches a pimp (complete with feathered hat, purple suit, and switchblade) who then menaces your target while flourishing his switchblade and saying, "Gonna cut you, foo'!" (not intended to be racist, so please don't take it that way...)

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I put a scope on damn near every gun I put my hands on, so I suppose that's not really something new...

A chainsaw bayonet! No...that's been done...

Sword bayo-- also done...

Underslung grapling hook/hookshot type thing? That would actually be pretty cool. You could use it to set up traps and climb walls.

 

[Najal]

A wide angle, long range kinect; i refer you to this recent video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QrnwoO1-8A&feature=player_embedded

Now imagine a wide field, long range version. Then imagine every soldier on the battlefield having one, all streaming data back to HQ.

Result: Real time 3D battlefield, allowing the generals to play the best RTS ever.

 

[AK47Marine]

Tactical Foregrip with Taclight, Laser and and integrated small version of this style of electrical put down weapon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXR0F6ZQzc

Add in a cup holder and an ACOG scope and your set

 

[vrbtny]

A detachable, underslung, Justin Beiber face shield. A metal replica of the 16 year old girl's face that is used to enrage your foe and make them waste their ammo.

We have a winner.

What about a attached speaker to go with it? Something that plays three days grace and Linkin Park at a redicolously high volume, just to show the girls what real men sound like?

 

[hittite]

The best attachment for a gun?

Another gun.

Spoiler

 

[Chiefmon]

a under barrel shotgun that launches anthrax grenades on fire that will also scatter diamond dust as they fly which blinds anyone unfortunate enough to be around... also all of the proceeds from the weapon design go to gravely ill blind burnt children injured by this weapon.

 

[Chiefmon]

The best attachment for a gun?

Another gun.

Spoiler

either way you point it, there's a barrel pointed at you.\