What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY! -Dr. Steinman from BioShock.
and from GlaDOS, my favorites are:
"Unbelievable. You, **subject name here** must be the pride of **subject hometown here**."
and
"You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is...
[sparking and fizzling noise]
Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"
Edit:
The Man With the Soap said:
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."
Cookie if you know.
Firefly!