The best Chuck Norris joke

[TJOP1]

What is the best Chuck Norris- joke you have ever heard or can come up with?

Chuck Norris can catch a speeding bullet with his teeth and spit it back so hard that it kills the guy that originally shot it.

And yes, I know they are done to death, but so what? Why so serious?

 

[Timotei]

No. Just no.

We don't like it when people make Chuck Norris jokes very much. *say it in a Forrset Gump voice*

 

[lacktheknack]

Any joke involving his death.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

No. Just no.

I'm glad someone said it, thank you.

 

[Redingold]

Chuck Norris sucks so much that he imploded and turned into a black hole.

 

[ryai458]

the best chuck norris joke is no chuck norris joke

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Chuck Norris is so amazing, anytime anyone tells a bad joke about him, he punches them. Seriously, Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore. Mike Huckabee killed them when he used them in his campaign ads.

No. Just no.

I agree, Su. Done way too many times.

 

[Queen Michael]

Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas Day. But that was when Chuck Norris gave him his birthday present, and Jesus was too scared to say anything.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I'll play along. Looks like some people woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

One of my favs was, "It's widely known that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries."

 

[jamesworkshop]

if chuck norris dives into a body of water he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris'd

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Chuck Norris doesn't need the search bar, Chuck Norris is right behind you.

 

[Space Spoons]

Did you know that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass in Way of the Dragon?

No, it wasn't a joke. Just thought you'd want to know.

 

[Professor M]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. There is NO protection from Chuck Norris

 

[Alphavillain]

Chuck Norris doesn't get laid. Laid gets Chuck Norrissed.

 

[Contun]

Who dares joke about Chuck Norris?

 

[GodofDisaster]

None of them, "They aren't funny"

 

[Pletch]

Did you know chuck Norris can speak Braille?

 

[Grayjack]

Chuck Norris sucks so much that he became a black hole.
Edit: Damn Ninja.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The funniest one I know is too bad to say here.

Here's a lame one instead: If you spell Chuck Norris while playing Scrabble, you win. Forever.