The best "line" in any medium?

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octafish

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Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine. My sins are my own, they belong to me.
 

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"Yes, Swooping... is bad."

That or

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Or the opposite:

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

But my all time favourite:

Press B to Jump

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
 

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"And when we go, don't blame us, we'll let the fire just bathe us. You made us oh so famous, we'll never let you go."

Mama by My Chemical Romance.
 

godfist88

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OK this one's from the animated sitcom Home Movies.

Brendan: OK here's how we'll do this, I'll keep the trophy the first day, Melissa will keep it the second, Jason will keep it the third, and we'll keep rotating like that for the rest of out lives.

Jason: But Brendan what if one of us gets hit by a car and uh mangled, or something?

Brendan: Then you lose your day.
 

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Dogs will wag their tails

And birds will sing

And it's a hard world

For little things

-Sparklehorse, Ghost of his Smile
 

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If I am pennut butter and you are jelly..... How bigs your penis?
 

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OhJohnNo said:
Dogs will wag their tails

And birds will sing

And it's a hard world

For little things

-Sparklehorse, Ghost of his Smile
Just listened to that song. It's a little odd, but it's growing on me the more I listen to it. :)

OT:I can't decide between a few, but I'll put them up anyway. Mass Effect *SPOILERS*

Saren Arterius: I'm not doing this for myself. Don't you see, Sovreign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I'm forging an alliance between us and the Reapers, between organics and machines, and in doing so, I will save more lives than have ever existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete annihilation, and for that, you must die.

Sovereign:We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

Mira:It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.
 

Thaluikhain

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MrStab said:
We shot them under Rule 303.
Didn't think anyone else would have remembered that. Though, the rest of the speech up till then is pretty good as well.
 

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"Your life is an occasion.
Rise to it."
-Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Why everyone ever has not seen this film yet is still beyond me to this day.
 

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You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
 

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"remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied"-John Matrix in Commando prior to letting the character shorty go (off a mother fucking cliff bitches).
 

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madwarper said:
You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Ah, yes, of course. And then again:

"Chaps with the wings there, five rounds, rapid."

Apparently they nearly cut that from the script. Though, later on, in one of the spin off books, the Brigadier says the same line again, in reference to someone standing next to Paul McCartney, which probably should have been cut.