I hope your thread title is sarcastic, "sawed"? lol.
Umm..I don't know, I can't remember any awesome once. Though a few days ago I was playing with a douchebag in MW2 who accused me of hacking with a name
"i will kill u"
Suffice to say, it was a good feeling when I nuked him.
EDIT: Also, when I used to play that online halo demo I saw some great ones. Because when you killed someone it said *person who died* was killed by *person who killed*
So you saw a lot of names like, 'Hitler' and 'A piece of paper', or even 'A pile of shit'
Hitler killed xXxSNIPEZxXx
pwneeed69 was killed by A Piece of Paper
1337DuDDE was killed by A pile of Shit.