Already everyone, we've now basically seen everything that E3 is going to offer us in general, so I suppose it is time to put it all together and talk about our overall thoughts. The games we're hyped for, the games we are disappointed about and most importantly...who "won".
For me it goes like this:
Nintendo automatically is counted out for two reasons. First of all, I'm not a huge Nintendo fan and I don't really like or care about their in-house franchises. Secondly I am still waiting for all that 3rd party support we were promised at the Switch's launch. Sure we've had indies and ports of games that look and run better on other systems, but I am still waiting for some Switch exclusive titles that really show support from 3rd party AAA developers.
Microsoft....man I feel fucking bad for Microsoft. They have nowhere to go at this point do they? While they did show off some cool shit during their conference, nothing they showed was a killer new exclusive. They can't let go of their bandwagon shit, Gears, Halo, Forza, meh. They did finally give Crackdown 3 a release date, but that game has been in development for so long it can't possibly be the game people are hoping for now. At best it'll be okay, at worse it'll be Duke Nukem. The other games they showed are not exclusives, Cyberpunk 2077 and the FromSoft game for example. Don't worry though guys, they are making another Xbox!
Ubisoft did pretty well I thought. I mean they didn't show off a lot, and the only interesting new title is Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Everything else we knew about and was just expanded information or release dates which is fine. Though since they'd been taking AC in such a new RPG direction, I'd wonder if they would be better off just renaming the series entirely and removing the AC branding from it.
Square-Enix....fuck you Square. Where's FF7 Remake? You promised info at E3 this year. What the fuck happened? How hard is simply remaking a game? All the creative work is done for you, you fucks. Just make the old game pretty, it's really really simple. Otherwise Kingdom Hearts 3 looks fine if you care. Octopath Traveler will hopefully be cool. I'm hyped for Dragon Quest 11. The Quiet Man is meaningless at this point. All-in-all it was okay. I can't fault them for not showing what they don't have (ff7) so all I can say is what was there was just okay.
Bethesda, welp. I don't like Bethesda games so I wont say much here. Elder Scrolls 6 in 2023 might be fun. Another fucking Fallout game, whatever. A Doom Sequel? That's actually pretty cool. Rage 2 will also be fun, I liked the first game even if it ended rather flatly.
Sony won. I'm sorry to say this yet again, I really don't care to be a fanboy about them, but it they would stop killing it I would stop fanboying on them. Last of Us 2, NIOH 2 (Motherfucking yes please, all of that in my face gimme gimme), REmake 2, Kingdom Hearts 3 (if you care, again I'm sure it'll be good), A Fromsoft VR Game, and finally SpiderMan. Now wait a second, I don't nor have I ever thought Spiderman games were good, but fuck me sideways if that gameplay segment-trailer thing didn't make my balls tingle a bit. The combat looks like a evolution of the Arkham system with a bit more dynamic interaction depending on your environment. Cinematics blended well with gameplay as it went back and forth which reminded me on how God of War does it. The fucking game looks good and fuck me if I'm not excited for a spiderman game for once.
What'd you think?
For me it goes like this:
Nintendo automatically is counted out for two reasons. First of all, I'm not a huge Nintendo fan and I don't really like or care about their in-house franchises. Secondly I am still waiting for all that 3rd party support we were promised at the Switch's launch. Sure we've had indies and ports of games that look and run better on other systems, but I am still waiting for some Switch exclusive titles that really show support from 3rd party AAA developers.
Microsoft....man I feel fucking bad for Microsoft. They have nowhere to go at this point do they? While they did show off some cool shit during their conference, nothing they showed was a killer new exclusive. They can't let go of their bandwagon shit, Gears, Halo, Forza, meh. They did finally give Crackdown 3 a release date, but that game has been in development for so long it can't possibly be the game people are hoping for now. At best it'll be okay, at worse it'll be Duke Nukem. The other games they showed are not exclusives, Cyberpunk 2077 and the FromSoft game for example. Don't worry though guys, they are making another Xbox!
Ubisoft did pretty well I thought. I mean they didn't show off a lot, and the only interesting new title is Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Everything else we knew about and was just expanded information or release dates which is fine. Though since they'd been taking AC in such a new RPG direction, I'd wonder if they would be better off just renaming the series entirely and removing the AC branding from it.
Square-Enix....fuck you Square. Where's FF7 Remake? You promised info at E3 this year. What the fuck happened? How hard is simply remaking a game? All the creative work is done for you, you fucks. Just make the old game pretty, it's really really simple. Otherwise Kingdom Hearts 3 looks fine if you care. Octopath Traveler will hopefully be cool. I'm hyped for Dragon Quest 11. The Quiet Man is meaningless at this point. All-in-all it was okay. I can't fault them for not showing what they don't have (ff7) so all I can say is what was there was just okay.
Bethesda, welp. I don't like Bethesda games so I wont say much here. Elder Scrolls 6 in 2023 might be fun. Another fucking Fallout game, whatever. A Doom Sequel? That's actually pretty cool. Rage 2 will also be fun, I liked the first game even if it ended rather flatly.
Sony won. I'm sorry to say this yet again, I really don't care to be a fanboy about them, but it they would stop killing it I would stop fanboying on them. Last of Us 2, NIOH 2 (Motherfucking yes please, all of that in my face gimme gimme), REmake 2, Kingdom Hearts 3 (if you care, again I'm sure it'll be good), A Fromsoft VR Game, and finally SpiderMan. Now wait a second, I don't nor have I ever thought Spiderman games were good, but fuck me sideways if that gameplay segment-trailer thing didn't make my balls tingle a bit. The combat looks like a evolution of the Arkham system with a bit more dynamic interaction depending on your environment. Cinematics blended well with gameplay as it went back and forth which reminded me on how God of War does it. The fucking game looks good and fuck me if I'm not excited for a spiderman game for once.
What'd you think?