The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2013: The Horror of the Bloodmonsters

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Schlocktober 2013: The Horror of the Bloodmonsters

MovieBob gets colorful in the final installment of Schlocktober 2013.

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ZZoMBiE13

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Double Yoo. Tee. Eff.

lol, this was great Bob, thanks for sharing that with us! :)
 

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"WTF Did I just see?!" is the unofficial motto of Schlocktober. Excellent video, Bob! You had me howling with that burn on Prometheus.
 

Laurie Barnes

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Dude, I think it might be a definite possibility that Matt Groening based Dr. Zoidberg on those lobster monsters, I mean look at them, its a spitting image.
 

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I knew it would be hard to trump Equinox from last years event, but this is still a very interesting way to go out.

Another great year for Schlocktober now we can just...um...wait for next year xD
 

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Did MST3K ever riff on this movie? If not, then that was a seriously missed opportunity. If that is the case, perhaps Rifftrax can pick up the ball.

Also, that last part of the director's untimely demise was rather sad. Makes me wish you ended the episode with more footage from last year's Attack of the Super Monsters, Bob.

Another fantastic Schlocktober comes to an end. Awesome job.

Not to be Buzz Killington here, but I looked ahead and found out that the October in 2014 and 2015 will only have four Tuesdays. Hopefully, Bob will cram in a fifth episode before or after Halloween.
 

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Wow, his death is much more like the setup to a modern horror film than anything else in the episode.
 

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Laughed at "It still makes more sense than Prometheus"

Mr. Q said:
Did MST3K ever riff on this movie? If not, then that was a seriously missed opportunity. If that is the case, perhaps Rifftrax can pick up the ball.
Regarding MST3K, keep in mind that this aired while the internet was still in its infancy. Their great discoveries - Manos, The Coleman Francis films - were very much luck based. Many times fans would send in a VHS tape and that would be their movie. On top of that, getting rights to movies was never easy. It's one of the reasons why they never riffed 'Night of the Lepus', even though it's clear from a number of jokes that they knew it existed
 

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This looks like something either MST3K would riff upon, or the Cinema Snob would've reviewd.

I had a good laugh at this and another great Shlocktober came and went by, thanks Bob! :D
 

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PlasmaCow said:
Wow, his death is much more like the setup to a modern horror film than anything else in the episode.
I know, right? Feels like the opening minutes of any given crime procedural.

CHUNG-CHUNG!
 

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Thank you for mentioning in passing Wizard of Mars. I had stumbled on this twice in my youth, and couldn't figure out what I was watching. Turns out, neither could anyone else.

Long, long segments with nothing but exposition. Wandering around aimlessly in a desert landscape where nothing happens. Apparently there's also a long underground rafting sequence where nothing happens.

I haven't seen it in decades, but I've never forgotten it.
 

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Is it actually possible to color old black and white movies? And I don?t mean like how this movie did it.
 

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"That's the least sexy thing I've ever seen"

I don't know Bob, did you see Jimquisition on Monday?
 

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themilo504 said:
Is it actually possible to color old black and white movies? And I don?t mean like how this movie did it.
Yes, you can go back and add color to old black and white movies. I have a DVD sitting on my shelf that contains recolored versions of Night of the Living Dead, Dracula, and... something else I can't think of off the top of my head.
 

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themilo504 said:
Is it actually possible to color old black and white movies? And I don?t mean like how this movie did it.
Ted Turner used to colorize classics, but the results were pretty awful looking. There are a couple of more recent examples that turned out much better, but still not 100% convincing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black-and-white_films_that_have_been_colorized
 

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Wow that was mess. But wait... Mr. Snuffleupagus is a vampire? THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!
He's been invited into MILLIONS of homes!
How can you not like a film that features Mr. Snuffleupagus? That's unpossible!
 

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Wow...I can't believe that movie exists. It still surprises me how some of those crazy old, low budget movies came about. Oh well, at least they can be entertaining in ways they didn't mean.

Goodbye, Schlocktober. You shall be missed for the next 11 months.