The campiest VG dialogue?

[mrhappyface]

I've played lots of game with hilariously bad dialogue: Dynasty Warriors, Resident Evil, Dawn of War: Soulstorm. But recently, I unlocked the B-Side dialogue for Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven, and I could not stop laughing. Here's some quotes:
"That's not a pencil in my pocket! (Nasu groping you)"
"This is my Dressing Room! (Takes out pistol) "I will shove this up your ass!"
"I heard over the Net that's it's the greatest thing since sliced bread! But's its probably something pretty stupid."
"Sword! Activate celluar phone ability!"
"I just want a Girlfriend!"
"Tesshu, I'm not gay."
"Donuts...From Heaven."
What's the campiest and most hilarious dialogue you've ever heard?

 

[Hazy]

"YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH!"
"HUH! YOU'RE RIGHT!"

-.-

 

[Omikron009]

The house of the dead series has traditionally been very, very bad.

 

[S.R.S.]

Is that an ancient Tibetan ritual dagger in your pocket?

 

[Armored Prayer]

After playing the Perfect Dark remake it has to be this.

The President: "You cant make accusations like that without evidence, I ashooome you have some?"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Prototype...ALL OF IT.

 

[Avatar Roku]

They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!

 

[Hollock]

*ahem*
Richter Belmont: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!

 

[SilentLeviathan]

Dead Rising.

Partly because they meant it, partly because Capcom cheaps out on English translations (i.e. puts the scripts through Google Translate).

 

[Hazy]

They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!

"DID YOU SAY A GIANT WORM?!"​

Sorry, that was too good to pass up.

I also want to throw out the ever famous:
"I don't have your stone. AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY."

Oh Edward Carnby... Your game was an embarrassment...

 

[Ralvuimego]

House of the Dead: Overkill

"Good thing we found these... miniguns... just lying around."

 

[Danzaivar]

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
-Barry Burton

 

[mrhappyface]

"FALCON PUNCH!"

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

The house of the dead series has traditionally been very, very bad.

It wasn't James's fault he was unable to portray emotion or master the art of inflection.

And Goldman - well, sometimes you just can't explain away things.

I also want to throw out the ever famous:
"I don't have your stone. AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY."

Oh Edward Carnby... Your game was an embarrassment...

And here he is for all to witness!

 

[Harmondale2]

everything in just cause 2!

 

[oppp7]

You mean the most sexually ambiguous or weird/bad dialogue? Gayest: "Two buff guys standing side by side. That's all. What? What's the problem?" Someone in Pokemon(seriously, that couldn't have been accidental).
Worst/weirdest: Pretty much anything from 2Moons.

 

[mrhappyface]

"Sometimes, I dream of cheese!"