So this is an idea I have had in my head for a while, we all give a little eulogy for our favorite (Or least favorite) NPCs in video games, so yeah it will have spoilers like crazy.
Kaiden Alenko: Kaiden you were a true friend, and even though you never EVER left the ship I felt we somehow had a special bond, one based around us never speaking. Then one day on Virmire tragedy struck. I was faced with a terrible decision, I could either save you or Ashley Williams, and as much as the decision pained me I decided to go with the girl I could have fake sex with. And yes it is true that I had already settled on Liara at that point and Ash thought I was a humongous prick, but still she is named after a Bruce Campbell character, and I can not allow anything that reminds me of that to die. Also I am sorry about sending your relatives a box of coal that we claimed were your remains, but in my defense you were blasted into a million pieces and collecting them all seemed like too much work. Goodbye Kaiden your absence in our lives will be... noted.
Kaiden Alenko: Kaiden you were a true friend, and even though you never EVER left the ship I felt we somehow had a special bond, one based around us never speaking. Then one day on Virmire tragedy struck. I was faced with a terrible decision, I could either save you or Ashley Williams, and as much as the decision pained me I decided to go with the girl I could have fake sex with. And yes it is true that I had already settled on Liara at that point and Ash thought I was a humongous prick, but still she is named after a Bruce Campbell character, and I can not allow anything that reminds me of that to die. Also I am sorry about sending your relatives a box of coal that we claimed were your remains, but in my defense you were blasted into a million pieces and collecting them all seemed like too much work. Goodbye Kaiden your absence in our lives will be... noted.
