The Drug Olympics

[adamsaccount]

I nicked this idea offof an Eddie Izzard joke, but dont you think it would truly be a sight to behold?

Imagine all the different classes you could have, from the steroid 100 metre sprint to the stoned hurdles.

The ketamine pole vault would be one of the most incredible things i can imagine

acid cycling, crack boxing, dmt swimming?

Anyway, good idea? bad idea?

 

[Keoul]

There's probably going to be a lot of injuries and probably a few people will die.
Why would you even suggest this, an idea from a comedian, A COMEDIAN, clearly it must have been a joke!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I would pay good money to watch the LSD Clay Pigeon Shooting.

 

[adamsaccount]

There's probably going to be a lot of injuries and probably a few people will die.
Why would you even suggest this, an idea from a comedian, A COMEDIAN, clearly it must have been a joke!

Sure there might be injuries and people might die but no ones going to be forcing them to take part.

Yeah it was a joke originally but this is something id be more really happy to see come about.

LSD pigeon shooting sounds pretty damn scary, youd have to put them in some sort of sealed bullet proof chamber but i could see it working.

Also this would probably be very healthy for sport, given the amount of money spent on keeping drugs out.

Id see it kind of like the regular olympics being formula one, and the drug olympics being the destruction derby

 

[lechat]

ha thought you were gonna plug the steroid olympics which i am all in favor of. seriously we can never really consider olympians the best of the best until we see what those same ppl can do pumped full of the best drugs on the market

on the subject of drugs i would like to see a marijuana chip eating comp and a ketamine channel change (first one to get off the couch and change the tv channel)

 

[adamsaccount]

ha thought you were gonna plug the steroid olympics which i am all in favor of. seriously we can never really consider olympians the best of the best until we see what those same ppl can do pumped full of the best drugs on the market

on the subject of drugs i would like to see a marijuana chip eating comp and a ketamine channel change (first one to get off the couch and change the tv channel)

My thoughts exactly. It should be our goal to make Usain Bolt break the sound barrier. From my experience with ketamine the first one to stop rolling round on the floor staring at heaven and hell would be the winner. Polevaulting on ketamine would be some next level shit, now thats what i would call an athelete.

 

[Private Custard]

The ether-walk would be amazing. Imagine a field full of guys dressed like this....

walking like this...


Pure brilliance!!!

 

[adamsaccount]

Ping pong on speed maybe?

 

[GoAwayVifs]

ha thought you were gonna plug the steroid olympics which i am all in favor of. seriously we can never really consider olympians the best of the best until we see what those same ppl can do pumped full of the best drugs on the market

We already have The Steroid Olympics, we call it "The Olympics".

 

[Thaluikhain]

The ketamine pole vault would be one of the most incredible things i can imagine

Oh, you had to...

Wait, you said ketamine? Not viagra? C'mon, you used the word "pole"!

 

[WoW Killer]

I always thought they should do an alternate disabled Olympics, like with proper disabilities for the event at hand. Tourette's Syndrome Snooker, Narcoleptic Skydiving, Osteoporosis Rugby, you name it.

 

[xDarc]

I never understood what was so funny/great about not being in control of your faculties. Not being in control is probably the worst feeling in the world.

 

[Frezzato]

You have my vote for Ecstasy Rhythmic Gymnastics.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Bath Salt Track might be interesting

Though they'd probably just end up eating all the faces off of the runners

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Well, if you put alcohol in the "Shot Put" event, that might be a thing.

So would PCP javelin throwing.

As well as the mescaline discus throw.

Perhaps a psilocybin triple jump? That might be something to watch.

 

[Stryc9]

I always thought they should do an alternate disabled Olympics, like with proper disabilities for the event at hand. Tourette's Syndrome Snooker, Narcoleptic Skydiving, Osteoporosis Rugby, you name it.

Parkinson's Archery would be the best event.

Ping pong on speed maybe?

The match that only stops long enough for the players to do a bit more speed.

 

[sextus the crazy]

ha thought you were gonna plug the steroid olympics which i am all in favor of. seriously we can never really consider olympians the best of the best until we see what those same ppl can do pumped full of the best drugs on the market

We already have The Steroid Olympics, we call it "The Olympics".

that post is almost as funny as your avatar.

Still, gotta get that shirt.

 

[The Funslinger]

I would pay good money to watch the LSD Clay Pigeon Shooting.

Get the feeling there'd be some crowd casualties when the gunner decides the audience are zombies, or evil Beaver Men.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I would pay good money to watch the LSD Clay Pigeon Shooting.

Get the feeling there'd be some crowd casualties when the gunner decides the audience are zombies, or evil Beaver Men.

A less lethal but more gross even would be the laxative marathon.