The Escapist Rap Battle Thread

[Sam G]

I've created this thread for the purpose of a rap-battle challenge which I have issued to the user "HollaAtchABoi", so that we may handle this matter without sullying the more formal areas of the forum, and so that we may have an audience to judge this dispute. This thread may, at later dates, be used to settle similar disputes; but for now, I have offered HollaAtchABoi the first turn in this engagement. Now, without further ado, let us begin!

 

[The Thinker]

You appear to have duplicate threads.

-2 points.

Spoiler: Score.

Sam G: -2

HollaAtchABoi: 0

 

[Sam G]

You appear to have duplicate threads.

-2 points.

Spoiler: Score.

Sam G: -2

HollaAtchABoi: 0

Aha! It's been five days, and he hasn't replied yet, though! Surely that's a few more points in my favour?

 

[The Thinker]

You appear to have duplicate threads.

-2 points.

Spoiler: Score.

Sam G: -2

HollaAtchABoi: 0

Aha! It's been five days, and he hasn't replied yet, though! Surely that's a few more points in my favour?

Did you PM him/her/it about this?

 

[Sam G]

You appear to have duplicate threads.

-2 points.

Spoiler: Score.

Sam G: -2

HollaAtchABoi: 0

Aha! It's been five days, and he hasn't replied yet, though! Surely that's a few more points in my favour?

Did you PM him/her/it about this?

Certainly did! He appears to've read it, as well. I'm contemplating as to whether it'd be appropriate for me to start making chicken noises and directing them at him at this point.

 

[The Thinker]

Certainly did! He appears to've read it, as well. I'm contemplating as to whether it'd be appropriate for me to start making chicken noises and directing them at him at this point.

Well, in that case...

Tardiness. -2 points.

Spoiler: Score.

Sam G: -2

HollaAtchABoi: -2