The Fatality Game!!!

[Husky.Gnoll]

The Game is simple, kill the previous poster.

Rule #1
You must kill the previous poster based on your and/or their user name.
Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.
Rule #3
Do not (and I repeat) Do not kill previous user in a way that relates to his/her nationality or religion.

Besides those rules you are free to explore your inner wrath.
Let The Games Commence!!!

 

[Rorschach II]

I kill Husky.Gnoll by ripping out his spine, shoving it down his throat, ripping his spine out of his digestive system and then strangling him with his own oesophagus.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

This is an extremely easy one,

I kill Rorschach 2 by shredding his head.

 

[eelel]

i kill shred head by cutting off his legs grinding them up in a meat grinder feeding him the resulting pulp and then pull out his intestins and strangle him

 

[Dagodweezl]

I tie up eelel with several long eels and put him on an airplane full of screaming orphans that crashes into a zoo holding the last specimens of several endangered species.

 

[Neonbob]

I poison Dagodweezl's booze with the urine of a thousand possessed kittens and a small amount of PCP, and then sit back and watch as the drugs and spirits take effect, spinning his head all around his spinal column, reattaching somehow, but cutting off his air supply. Then I eat popcorn while enjoying the sight of him wheezing for breath as he slowly turns purple. When he stops flailing, I curb stomp him.

 

[Dagodweezl]

I chain Neonbob to a Nuke and drop him into a pack of whales
Granting his pics wish

 

[Neonbob]

Aw, shucks. Thank you!

I get a super strength paper bag, place it over Dago's head, and then punt him into oncoming traffic. He falls onto a passing log truck which overturns, and the logs fall on top of him and crush him into a pancake. I gather the pancake up with a spatula, cook him in an oven on top of a circular piece of bread, and eat the delicious pizza.

 

[Dagodweezl]

I chain you to a neon Sign on a Vegas casino scheduled for demolition

 

[Neonbob]

I point you out to an irate hobo with a raging hard on and tell him that you are willing to take it in the butt for a nickel and a place to sleep. Before you have a chance to realize what has happened, you are facedown on the ground having unspeakable horrors performed upon your rectum. You contract several STDs and die a month later from the complications thereof. Ignore that. I tell him that you stole his crack and he beats your head in for it.

 

[scotth266]

I point you out to an irate hobo with a raging hard on and tell him that you are willing to take it in the butt for a nickel and a place to sleep. Before you have a chance to realize what has happened, you are facedown on the ground having unspeakable horrors performed upon your rectum. You contract several STDs and die a month later from the complications thereof.

Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.

I kill Neonbob by throwing him into the way of a subway train.

Also, this thread might not be kosher. I dunno though, so I tried to contribute in case it is.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Damn my Pics lining me up for Cheap shots...

I dress you in a whale outfit and sell you to a sushi bar, you spend the next 2 days being digested

 

[Neonbob]

Rule #2
Please restrain your self from killing any user in a sexual way.

I kill Neonbob by throwing him into the way of a subway train.

Also, this thread might not be kosher. I dunno though, so I tried to contribute in case it is.

Crap, my bad. I got caught up in the moment. How about he just dies from being beaten to death because the hobo thought he had stolen his crack? Better? I'm gonna go change that...
And I kill Scott by injecting him with pure caffeine. His heart explodes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fuck. Neonbob is easy to kill. All I have to do is keep him distracted enough to stay inside the blast radius of one of his nukes when he finally sets them off.

 

[Neonbob]

I wait til you fall asleep, then, guided by the glow cast by your eyes, I bring a pitchfork down into your throat. While you gurgle and flail about, I nail your arms and legs to the floor with a high-powered nail gun, and then nail your ears as well, just for kicks. When you are almost out of blood, I go through an intense series of medical procedures to fix you up, only to set you on fire and roll you down an exit ramp into traffic.

 

[Dagodweezl]

No one kills Neonbob but me!!!
I ram you 67 times with the uber saw

 

[reaper660]

No crits?

I throw you in a pit of giant, hungry, rabid weasels....that are on fire.....and have lazors on their backs...

 

[Dagodweezl]

I lock you in the portal maze but with no cake no gun and bots on level 1

 

[TheDoctor455]

I convince the main character from Condemned 2 that you are one of the crazy hobos, so he kills you without a moment's hesitation.

 

[Neonbob]

I replace your eyes with rods of plutonium. Since they glow, you do not notice the difference until large clumps of your hair start falling off while you are on the subway. The other passengers, however, do notice, take you for a zombie, and throw you off the front of the train, where you are dragged for miles upon miles of electrified track before being cleaved in half by one of the wheels.