The five word game

[Thundero13]

Ok so this is a forum game which i've seen a lot on other sites but on this one it seems to have just tried and failed a buncha times... >.<
Anyway, i'mma give it another go to get this thread off da ground!
The rules are simple, post five words that follow on from the previous posters five words, together we'll make a story :3 You can post more then once and it is encouraged but try not to double post
ANYWAYZ Lets get to it
*ahem*
Oh one other thing, if ya wanna say something seperate to the five words then spoiler it, this post is an excception
So:

"Once upon a time, there"

 

[Bruenin]

"was a very happy couple"

 

[kiwi_poo]

who had no friends because

 

[lRookiel]

they ate too many onions

 

[kiwi_poo]

which were not cleaned of

 

[Thundero13]

germs and diabetes. One saturday

 

[Bruenin]

picked up a sword and

 

[xmbts]

immediately lopped off his own

 

[Thundero13]

<spoiler=Ninja'd>used it to scratch his
nose, which made him scream.

 

[kiwi_poo]

Spoiler: Are you kidding me? 2 ninjas?

visited the couple, intending to

He then ran towards the

 

[Bruenin]

inn where there would be

 

[kiwi_poo]

a fat man waiting to

 

[Bruenin]

give you a new spell

 

[kiwi_poo]

of super awesome destructive coolness

 

[Bruenin]

that has a dark secret

 

[kiwi_poo]

which basically means that you

 

[Thundero13]

<spoiler=Bliddy ninjas><spoiler=Important>Listen, I don't wanna be a grammar nazi or whatever, and it's not always necessary, but you need to put in a bit more punctuation, without it we just make winding sentences that don't go anywhere and never end...
In any case, i'm going to assume the previous comment should have ended with a colon
: if one casts it, they
get diarrhea when casting it.

 

[kiwi_poo]

But, said diarrhea would also

 

[Thundero13]

have a tea party with

 

[kiwi_poo]

Gordon Brown and Geert Wilders.