The Fortune Cookie Thread

[2HF]

"You are the greatest in the world"

Fortune cookie said so. The rest of you can suck it!

Post your memorable fortune cookies. Feel free to add "in bed" at the end, or for more fun add "except in bed".

Go.

 

[Fappy]

"You will find true love on flag day."

I will ninja you all!

 

[Padwolf]

"A cheerful message is on it's way to you."

Dear gods I certainly hope so. I really need one now.

Here everyone, open a cookie!
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

"You will have a long and successful life."

except in bed

 

[SaetonChapelle]

"You will now read a fortune in a fortune cookie"

Curses!

 

[twistedmic]

'Human created language to satisfy need to complain'
What makes that particular fortune so great was that I got it the same day that I had a very bad day at work, and I had spent a hunk of my lunch break complaining about stupid people.

 

[Kordie]

inb4 "Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

Last one I had was along the lines of "Good things are on their way" in bed/without my pants.

 

[Ljs1121]

The last one I got just showed me the Chinese symbol for 'telephone'. I felt remarkably unspecial.

 

[Hoplon]

"He who seeks will find"

What a load of old truism.

 

[AwesomeWunderbar]

" You love Chinese food."

I don't like Chinese food. -_-

(Cept for the chicken curry)

 

[GistoftheFist]

"That wasn't chicken you just ate."

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Five friends and I ate fortune cookies. We all got different fortunes, aside from two girls who both got 'You are as unique as the moon! There is no one quite like you in the world.'

 

[Scarim Coral]

I remmeber this message the most-

"Help! I'm trap inside the Fortune Cookie factory! Send help!"

 

[game-lover]

What breaks in a moment, may take years to mend.

 

[M0rp43vs]

"They are always watching, trust no one."
Didn't help with my normal paranoia.

 

[Reginald the Butler]

"You are not illiterate."

The perfect cookie. It's always right, and when it's not, they won't know anyway!

 

[necromanzer52]

It's better to be the hammer than the anvil.

...except in bed?

 

[TheColdHeart]

I once got one that said 'I smile because I have no idea what is going on' ...charming. Adding 'in bed' or 'except in bed' to that makes me seem either rather stupid or quite sinister..

 

[Odinsson]

Nothing is as good or bad as it appears.

Well, that's not exactly helpful.

 

[the doom cannon]

I don't remember what my favorite was, but the most hilarious one I've seen said: "If you are hungry, eat another fortune cookie"