The Future has Climaxed; Dead or Alive VR coming to DoAX3 on Playstation 4

[Paragon Fury]

https://www.destructoid.com/motorboat-some-boobies-in-dead-or-alive-xtreme-vr-383500.phtml

For centuries, mankind has been tempting and playing with the thoughts of what might be and what could be. But today we learn that man has finally thrust forward and accepted it's destiny.

Dead or Alive VR (Official) has been born!


Clearly, this moment is what the vitality and energy of man has been driving us towards. It might be a bitter drink to swallow, but technology has finally reached the glory it was intended for. Because we were unafraid to pull out even when it got a little tough we have...

Okay, I can't keep making sex jokes on this. Team Ninja and Tecmo finally went and made VR for the DoA series, and yes, virtual boobie touching and motorboating and the whole nine yards is included.

/slowclapfortechnology

 

[nomotog_v1legacy]

So you can harass a virtual girl at the virtual beach. I guess it's a japan thing...

 

[WindKnight]

You know, maybe I'm odd, but I'd kind of like the virtual girl I grope to be ok with it and actually enjoying it, and maybe engaging in some groping back.

I dunno... does a woman consenting and enjoying sexual activities actively kill some dudes boners or something?

 

[RaikuFA]

Don't they know there's port on the internet? Hell there's a whole song about it:


I can go on a certain website and type in dead or alive and get hundreds of rule 34 doujinshi on DoA.

 

[RaikuFA]

I dunno... does a woman consenting and enjoying sexual activities actively kill some dudes boners or something?

If you live at a frat house, yes.

 

[nomotog_v1legacy]

You know, maybe I'm odd, but I'd kind of like the virtual girl I grope with to be ok with it and actually enjoying it, and maybe engaging in some groping back.

I dunno... does a woman consenting and enjoying sexual activities actively kill some dudes boners or something?

I don't know if it's right, but I do get the impression that this is a japan thing. I mean you see it all the time in stuff from japan.

 

[Maximum Bert]

Well it was announced that it would support VR in some form at some time before its release if memory serves correctly anyway just like Tekken 7 said they will support it on PS4 (among others).

Seems a pretty simple fit here I mean the game is about volleyball and admiring the ladies for most but as expected the VR implementation while logical seems pretty gimmicky which is something I feel may be a problem in many games that use VR. Although to be fair at the moment gimmicks are better than nothing.

 

[Recusant]

...You know, it's very rare that you're presented with a problem and its solution in the same blatantly obvious package. To that end- Paragon? This isn't VR. This is nothing you couldn't do with a panoramic tv setup (save perhaps removing the borders) and a controller tied to your head.

What you need to do now is find someone with some force feedback hardware. No, not the kind in a Playstation controller; I mean actual force feedback, not just a built-in vibrator. This may not be easy; keep looking. Once you find it, you'll come to realize that while multi-angle groping is all well and good, it's nothing compared to what it could be with actual tactile response and feedback. Take a moment and contemplate what that would actually be like.

Note to the person or people who let Paragon Fury use their force-feedback hardware: I take no responsibility for the difficulties incurred in cleaning off bits of exploded head.

 

[RaikuFA]

You know, maybe I'm odd, but I'd kind of like the virtual girl I grope with to be ok with it and actually enjoying it, and maybe engaging in some groping back.

I dunno... does a woman consenting and enjoying sexual activities actively kill some dudes boners or something?

I don't know if it's right, but I do get the impression that this is a japan thing. I mean you see it all the time in stuff from japan.

There's a lot of vanilla stuff that's made in japan, too. It's just the weird and controversial stuff gets more attention.

 

[Fox12]

So you can harass a virtual girl at the virtual beach. I guess it's a japan thing...

Ah, hell, I could do that in real life for free

 

[nomotog_v1legacy]

So you can harass a virtual girl at the virtual beach. I guess it's a japan thing...

Ah, hell, I could do that in real life for free

It's 90 days probation here.

 

[Fox12]

So you can harass a virtual girl at the virtual beach. I guess it's a japan thing...

Ah, hell, I could do that in real life for free

It's 90 days probation here.

Hey, man, whatever, okay? I'm so sick of these social justice warriors, and these liberal judges, telling me who I can and cannot grope on the beach. It's political correctness gone mad.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I mean at that point, why not just make VR porn?

But I could see other less applications for such a thing. Maybe the player wants to feel like one of the cute girls in bikinis playing volleyball. Obviously it's not being made for that mindset, but it could be quite easily I think.

Sidenote: I really hope VR catches on and isn't just a fad. I love the idea of being able to hang out in a virtual space with friends over the internet.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

You know, maybe I'm odd, but I'd kind of like the virtual girl I grope to be ok with it and actually enjoying it, and maybe engaging in some groping back.

I dunno... does a woman consenting and enjoying sexual activities actively kill some dudes boners or something?

I don't think they have quite figured out how to do that sensory feedback thing where you could be groped by a game char, though this is not anything new really, you could do this on the vita version's touch screen, this just also uses vr.

And it kinda depends I guess, I am a pleaser generally speaking, few things I enjoy more than causing female pleasure. Simultaneously, flustered embarrassed fictional characters look cute too and are fun to tease. It is not an either/or type situation. Men can find all sorts of things bonerrific.

 

[gyrobot_v1legacy]

I mean at that point, why not just make VR porn?

But I could see other less applications for such a thing. Maybe the player wants to feel like one of the cute girls in bikinis playing volleyball. Obviously it's not being made for that mindset, but it could be quite easily I think.

Sidenote: I really hope VR catches on and isn't just a fad. I love the idea of being able to hang out in a virtual space with friends over the internet.

People want this as a mainstream testbed, unfortunately the west will never embrace this at all given how Harada and KT basically said the press over here have made it too hostile to localize this kind of stuff without burning the bridge between KT/Bamco and journalism here as a whole.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I mean at that point, why not just make VR porn?

But I could see other less applications for such a thing. Maybe the player wants to feel like one of the cute girls in bikinis playing volleyball. Obviously it's not being made for that mindset, but it could be quite easily I think.

Sidenote: I really hope VR catches on and isn't just a fad. I love the idea of being able to hang out in a virtual space with friends over the internet.

People want this as a mainstream testbed, unfortunately the west will never embrace this at all given how Harada and KT basically said the press over here have made it too hostile to localize this kind of stuff without burning the bridge between KT/Bamco and journalism here as a whole.

Importing was always an option.

 

[Zhukov]

*watches video*

So... Sexual Harrassment Simulator 2016?

Well, I'm sure there's a market for it.

I do wonder what the various rating boards will make of it.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Reminds me of that Robot Chicken skit. Guy builds the first ever fully automated robot. It can do all sorts of things, from cleaning the house, mowing the lawn, taking care of the kids, checking for--

"Can you f*** it?"
"Er..excuse me?
"Can you f*** it?"
"What kind of question--"
"Can you f*** it?"
"Well, no, but it--"
"Aw, man..."
And everyone gets up and leaves the room.

Let's all be honest here. We knew this was going to happen. Mankind has dreamed of this ever since the concept of VR was thought up. And when we finally figure out how to jack our brains into something, or wear a suit the fully immerses the body in VR, porn and stuff like this for it will be one of the first things out.
But as for me, give me that X-Wing mission, because that is THE DREAM right there.

 

[gyrobot_v1legacy]

If it isn't localized, it isn't meant for us. That is my motto when it comes to stuff like this, I never was a fan of importing since not everyone is comfortable with buying stuff online

*watches video*

So... Sexual Harrassment Simulator 2016?

Well, I'm sure there's a market for it.

I do wonder what the various rating boards will make of it.

For Australia and Germany? Yeah, no chance in hell given their war on weebs.