The Good Advice Thread

[Jojo1378]

Now everyone has those little life lessons that you learn. Post the many things that you have learned from bad experiences and enrich us with your knowledge. It can be any advice.

1. Don't worry about being first in line, it really doesn't matter who is first you all are going to the same place.

 

[enzilewulf]

Don't ever piss off a mod...

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Vogon poetry is bad...if you stuck hearing it, bear your teeth and lie.


Lie with all you can muster.

 

[I Max95]

yesterday is history tommorrow is a mystery but today is a gift
a bit kiddy but truer words were never spoken
i take all my advice from my movies
and they havent let me down yet

 

[Lazarus Long]

Be patient.
Unless you're an on-duty EMT, ER doctor or something, just relax and slow down a bit. Especially if you're driving.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

All things are transient, learn to let go of worries and accept that you're not taking your material goods to the next life. Hakuna Matatah.

 

[Jojo1378]

Oh yes, never look of a pan of boiling oil. I learned that the hard way.

 

[TehCookie]

Drink all you want, just make sure your sober enough for work.

Or as my mother always says, "everything in moderation" which is actually good advice.

 

[Mr Thin]

There is never candy in the van.

Had to be said.

 

[Berethond]

If the choice you make doesn't make you happy, it's not the right choice.

Applies to pretty much everything imaginable.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

There is no greater joy or pain then love, don?t consider it frivolously.
I actually have a list going. That one is probably the most profound, but I like this one more:
Drink in moderation, and never use the phrase, "Watch this," while doing so.

 

[Hashime]

The worst anyone can say is no, so ask away!

 

[Jojo1378]

Homemade youtube videos are only funny to you because you know the people in them, so stop submitting them.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Don't get your advice from the internet.

Lying is easy, it's fun too!

We all need to be selfish more. People want to give so much to other people, but in the end, it is really how you feel that really matters. Do what makes you happy, not what only makes other people happy.

 

[Sonicron]

"When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat the goddamn lemons."

And my personal favorite (and yes, I know it's a TV quote, but it's universally true nonetheless):

"Everybody lies."

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Don't Panic.

Also bacon is the greatest meat ever. Fact.

 

[Hayate_GT]

your best freind is also your greatest enemy...so watch his/her ass and pray shit don't go sour...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

If you force yourself to not be sad and always repress emotions, you'll never feel happy either. You will just feel anger. Don't do it.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is definitely not for you."