The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for having precognitive abilities.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having precognitive abilities.

[sup]I knew you were going to say that.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not listing my benefit in what Chinchy could use his powers for.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to exploit me for their own purposes.

[sup]Stop re-enacting the plot to Minority Report, you bastards![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not utilizing the teen hookers in the sweatshops.

[sup]You could get twice the exploitation that way.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for pointing out what came to my mind.

[sup]C'mon! Twice the exploitation! What's wrong with that?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making it easy to underestimate him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so damned efficient. ninjatastic.

[sup]You hear that they originally thought Michael Jackson died of food poisoning?
They found traces of twelve year old nuts in his mouth.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making an extremely tactless joke.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for further tactless jokes.

[sup]@Empireth: Bah! Tact is for nuns, lawyers, and people with manners![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wubbing me.

[sup]What is this emotion called, "wub"?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for scaring away Empireth.

[sup]You just had to start wubbing things, didn't you?
Now we have no magic candle![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for becoming self-aware.

[sup]Jesus Christ, it's taking over the system! Shut down all power to the main core!
We can't, sir! It's cut us off!
Oh MY GO-*ASPLOSION!*[/sup]