The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that would ever work, considering how insanely nonsensical the entire Terminator storyline has become.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I was lurking.

[sup]This time I wasn't! (I know, I like to make things spontaneous!) I was doin' my laundry...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving me dreams of candle pants.

[sup]Because I seriously have to go sleep now. You entertaining SOBs have kept me up far too late.
G'night, Merry Christmas, don't eat the yellow snow.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for also going to bed. I should be too, though.

[sup]@Goat: What I said was relevant to either of you, so really, it didn't matter that I said it to Chinchy or you. I totally wear pants! It's a sign of modesty! You don't just go around and let people see your ass all the time! Wait... You probably do...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being confused as to whether I was going to bed or not.

[sup]I wasn't, I was merely stating that I should be.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sleeping while I post this.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being asleep when he posted.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for ARGH I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING IM TIRED IM SLIPPING INTO RANDOM MODE

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for calm down on the rage there buddy.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not letting him use his rage.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a pool shark.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sending candygrams.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would accept candy from him.

[sup]It's likely filled with pythons and suspicious-looking squirrels.[/sup]