The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

-Puts on Captain Haddocks accent- For being an Old goat

 

[Arschelon]

...For daring to deny that he's old.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for having a measly 4 posts.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for inserting Espanol into an everyday conversation.