The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for taking a great show off the air and replacing it with footage of your warty genitalia!

 

[Lambi]

For "The goggles! They do nothing!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "YES! MY EVIL PLANS ARE SO EVIL! AND THEY WORK!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for making an evil plan that is so weak.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "WEAK?! Let me see that. THAT'S NOT MY PLAN!!!"
"How dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for only planning something that stuck your junk on TV.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing that is merely the diversion.

"Suck Gas! Do-gooder!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For hiding this awesome game from the general public
[sup]How could you?![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not advertising this game to the general public.

 

[Neonbob]

...for placing a billboard on the highway.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for placing a billboard in the highway.
[sup]It's like a ramp! What is this, Burnout Paradise?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Maybe it is."

 

[Neonbob]

...for having three apartments!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Three side-quests.
Two turtle-shells.
And a bat over every pit!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting yourself over a roaring fire and not expecting any negative effects!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Count Nefarious Vile!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking it ALL...THE...WAY...TO HELL!

 

[Pm0n3y]

..For taking me to that pet cemetery.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting nipples on mechanical things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting nipples on nipples.