The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in bushes filled with birds.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hiding inside a bird filled with bushes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flipping a skateboard around a nun.

 

[Lambi]

For flipping the bird in a nun's face.

 

[Neonbob]

...for stomping on smurfs.

 

[Lambi]

For breeding spiders with monkeys.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing some nerf footballs to a real football game.

 

[Lambi]

For removing the obsticles in the temple.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a mirror out of paper.

 

[Lambi]

For opening cans with your teeth.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using blasting caps on dental fillings.

 

[Lambi]

For building mental institutions for the fruity insane.

 

[Neonbob]

...for imprisoning spirits in an empty coke bottle.

 

[Lambi]

For "I didn't do it. That's the reason Coke is so good."

 

[Neonbob]

...for snapping your fingers while I tried to recite poetry.

 

[Lambi]

For giving a cat your keys to the hotel room.

 

[Neonbob]

...for locating a bat with radar.

 

[Lambi]

For leaving me at the hentai store.
[sup]Those tentacles...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my batch of applesauce.