The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not catching one of the many times I've explained my vendetta!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using foul language in front of a chicken.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slamming your face into a brick wall with excessive force.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Funny story, I actually did once."

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for telling hilarious stories.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Did I tell you of the time I beat a crocodile with a chicken?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for "Please sir, do tell!" *sits down*

 

[Neonbob]

...for telling tons of bacon jokes.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey, you interrupted my story! *Beats with walking stick* Young kids nowadays, need a week or two in ze cooler!"

 

[Lambi]

For "I just spent the last 3 hours and 15 minutes playing Bioshock."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hah! I've spent the last three and a half hours doing this and my review. But mainly this."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "A TV show called the X-Factor. You may have seen the American show called The X-Factor or American Idol?"

 

[TheStickman]

I don't know

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for not knowing about the major shitstorm phenomenon that is "American Idol".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being able to delete the shitstorm that Britain gave you.

[sup]On behalf of the UK, I apologize endlessly.[/sup]

 

[TheStickman]

For not being able to apologize enough

 

[TheStickman]

For being a Commi

 

[Neonbob]

...for wrestling a dog to the ground.