The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not being ninja'd, for once.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I used to be ninja'd.
[sup]Whatever gave you that idea?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I didn't notice when I did.

[sup]I made a voodoo shrine rubber doll of you so I'd always have you with me.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dumping him like the old hat he is!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my car to sell for scrap.

[sup]@Goat: Oh, I do. At least three times a day.
Also, listening to FACK by Eminem when tired is a weird ass experience. And also funny as hell.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting him get away with it.

@Goat
No way, that's where I keep my pet headcrab!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For insulting me.
[sup]How dare you call me nice?![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a drama queen.

[sup]@Goat: I think it's one of his earlier songs. I'd suggest looking it up just for a listen.
I would link it here but I'm not sure if the vid for it is safe for posting.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a drag queen.

@Goat
You really think I just let it flee?
I thought you knew me better than that!
I actually created an alternative dimension (yes, another one), and had it temporarily connected with this one, the puppy thought it was fleeing from me but it actually ran right into that dimension.
I created that dimension especially to make that particular puppy suffer as much as possible.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for starting a new page.

[sup]I wanted to do that...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "MEH, I TELL YOU!"

[sup]Sorry for being slow tonight.
Trying to make an avy out of this vid. Guess which part? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCXV4vTmCkc&feature=related][/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in a fire pit.