The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for trying to be fun in conversations for more than five hours.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being in denial.

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying that they were ever a part of a sinister plot to take over the world.

 

[Neonbob]

...for having the attention span of a gnat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to taser old ladies on a train.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey, that was self defence."

[sup]Good morning from 4.30pm Britain![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to the police about your age and location.
[sup]Hiya Sas! How goes it?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I lied to them. I killed them.

[sup]Amazingly boring. Managed to get 10 hours sleep and somehow woke up more tired then when I went to sleep. And your good self?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying again. You said they'd be okay.
[sup]Aw, shit.
I hate when that happens. I only got 5 hours of sleep, and I feel like a zombie.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd.

[sup]That's my job!
And I know what you mean. However, I shall muddle through to the early hours of the morning with music and Top Gear!
@Goat: Thank you.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting a person in half with a table.
[sup]Urgh. Lucky you. I've got to put up with some boring TV...and waiting for my damn HD to show up at the student mail center. Sooooooo annoying.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not keeping your tables up to snuff.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not watching film with me.

[sub]Srsly, Watchmen is on![/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not lighting the signal fires that would have told me to come over!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he'd of used fires.

[sup]He'd of used bombs.[/sup]