Hey, you see this spoiler? I'm glad you clicked it. This is very clearly a joke. I realize most users here are "liberal enough" to be pretty okay with homosexuals or at least believe they deserve the same rights as everyone else. And I certainly don't want this thread to have the opposite effect and make people otherwise okay with homosexuals, have some second thoughts. This is an obvious, but perhaps not obvious enough, joke thread, mocking those who rally against the "decadence" of the "homosexual culture". So please don't take it as a %100 heterophobic attack or something like that.
I've noticed a lot of people out there in the world who seem to believe that their heterosexual lifestyle should be accepted. That it should be normalized. And that it should be introduced to our children as normal and respectable and deserving of respect. They want to desecrate and redefine marriage.
Marriage used to be an arrangement by one's parents who knew better for their children instead of some spur of the moment lust. But now they are willy nilly going about wedding to someone they think they have fallen in "love" with. And now kids are marrying all sorts of races and religions, and it's a travesty. Heterosexuals have been trying to redefine and destroy marriage for centuries. Making it a sad mockery of what it originally was.
And that's just one way in which heterosexuals are selfish in general. The world is overpopulated and it is destroying our planet. But heterosexuals keep insisting on having children. And children even of their own when they are dirt poor, uneducated, on drugs, and unfit to raise children.
And there's so many heterosexual paedophiles. Every day it's like I turn on the news and there's another heterosexual child molestor. And statistics show that most child molestors are heterosexual. Child molestors are overwhelming heterosexual. Common sense would tell me that there's something wrong with their heads.
And I notice that a lot of people say "but oh, what if they're in a loving relationship! They deserve to love". It isn't love, and what they need is someone to fix them and put them on the homosexual path of righteousness. They need someone to fix their sickness. I think that there should be someone to pray for them every day that they turn from their sickness.
And if they love each other, why do they get divorced so much? Why do they seem to have such an antagonistic relationship? The divorce rate among heterosexuals is massive. And I'm frequently hearing heterosexual condemn marriage, because they don't really respect it. I'm always hearing men refer to women as their "ball and chain". Why if you respected marriage, would you consider a wife a "ball and chain"? Because heterosexuals don't actual want marriage, they just like perverting it.
And the heterosexual dating culture is terrible. Do you know why women can't go topless in public? It's because of heterosexuals. The heterosexual culture is filled with rapists. And heterosexuals don't feel it is okay for women to go topless, because they feel heterosexual men will be unable to control their sexual urges. Further proof that heterosexuals are very sick. They cannot control their urges, and they they're like a ticking timebomb.
And they're always showing public display of affection. Kissing and hugging on each other. It's sick! Nobody wants to see that! They're trying to shove their lifestyle down our throats is what they're trying to do! And expose our innocent children to it, at that.
And that's exactly what it amounts to. They want justification and acceptance for their, sick, morbid, heterosexual lifestyle just like a cocaine addict does. And I'll tell you what, I will not stand for the acceptance of this lifestyle. It is sick and it is wrong. Heterosexuality is wrong. And I will not stand for the moral fabric of society torn down for this rotten lifestyle choice that spreads more STDs that dirty drug needles.
If you weren't painful aware that this was a joke. And that I am so, so incredibly witty. I invited you to watch these informative videos.
I had fun once, it was awful.
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This was way too much fun to write.:3
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