The "In a World..." Game

[Spartan Bannana]

I have been thinking about doing this for a while, and with the recent death of Don LaFontaine it seemed appropriate as a tribute, here's how it works:

In a world where there is no water...

...All the fish would turn evil and destroy the human race
In a world where computers rule...

And so on and so forth, I'll start us off

In a world where monkeys have laser beam eyes...

 

[Zemalac]

...zookeepers would get paid millions.

In a world where rocks are money...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...the Geico cavemen take over the company.

In a world where pirates and ninjas conflict...

 

[Cheesus333]

I AM THEIR GOD

In a world, where cheese is oxygen...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

...Lactose Intolerant people revolt, then die because they can't breathe
In a world where Atlas Shrugged was never written...

 

[jebussaves88]

...James Patterson wrote the No 1 bestseller, Hercules Nodded, and the popular video game Bioshock was all about social courtesies.

In a world where men lactate...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

..."Got Milk" gets a whole lot more disturbing.

In a world where desert spiders roam the lands...

 

[000Ronald]

A man wanders the world with a can of industrial-strength Raid, ridding the world of evil.

In a world where dragons eat french fries...

 

[jebussaves88]

... all french fries are guaranteed to get proper fucked.

In a world where magicians have a license to kill...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Merlin Bond gets the girl every time.

In a world where cricket is gone...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Britain doesn't exist.

In a world populated by Zombie Commandos...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

...meet the Hairdresser!

In a world driven by chaos, steered by greed and passengered by famine...

 

[The Sorrow]

...Prepare for...EARTH, 2008!

In a world where guns are free, but bullets cost a thousand bucks each...

 

[Lord Krunk]

Martial Law rules.

In a world devoid of video games...

 

[Crowghast]

...the union for unemployed grunts, Nazis and nameless enemies has no-one to slaughter them.

In a world where you can taste the colour green...

 

[000Ronald]

Green still tastes like crap.

In a world ruled by The Hiearchy of Awesome (The Logician, Chuck Norris, Optimus Prime, Mr. T, and The Ultra Joe)...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Purple Rain and his council of Evil fight a never ending battle with the Hierarchy of Awesome
In a world where pirates don't exist...

 

[Crowghast]

...British patrols party every night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exg6LDMsViY

In a world where crude oil can only be found in the Bermuda Triangle...

 

[the monopoly guy]

conspiracy theorist Dan Buckler is sent to prove theres nothing bad about the Bermuda Triangle.

And as it turns out, there isn't.


In a world, populated by internet memes...

 

[Anarchemitis]

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