The Injustice League welcomes new challengers

[JoJo]

[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ANNOUNCEMENT[br][small]Challengers ahoy![/small][/HEADING]​

As I sit back on my kitten fur throne, sipping champagne out of a wolf's skull and resting my feet upon the back of one of my orphan slaves, I can't help feeling... bored. As much as I delighted in the eventual destruction of the so-called heroes of the Escapist, a life unchallenged is a life unfulfilled and so now that I hear a new group has arisen claiming their mantle, I am intrigued. If any New Brovengers are out there, or any other group who feels brave enough, I challenge you now to a duel or forever surrender the forums to the iron heel of the Injustice League! Come at us bros!

[HEADING=3]TLR: U wot m8[/HEADING]​

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[small]-JoJo-[/small]
[small]-Captain of the Henchmen-[/small]

THIS THREAD APPROVED BY THE INJUSTICE LEAGUE

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

*kicks cloven hooves up on his desk* Henchgoats are prepped, battle cats and ninja rabbits fully equipped, hyped on catnip and genetically enhanced carrots. Bring it Brovengers.

 

[VanQ]

Do I need to bring out the idols again? My arsenal of cute girls has only increased since our last battle! Time for a dance off!


[sub]After I wake up tomorrow I will serve some more. For now I leave the battle in the hands of my fellow EUNOPF allies.[/sub]

 

[CrystalShadow]

Nyahahah! I may not have witnessed the great war first-hand, but it's legacy certainly lives on.
I am surprised, and perhaps in equal parts terrified and delighted to see a new legend in the process of forming...

Nya! I shall be waiting, and watching... And looking to see how this unfolds...
Cannot dissapoint the princess, or the others, oh no.
No, not an option!
This pet knows where it's loyalties lie! Nya! yes... >_>

 

[Silence]

Yeeeha !


... wait *looks at own user groups*
ehh ..

 

[Jack Action]

Wolf skull, huh? I'm tempted to ask how you keep the champagne from flowing out the eyesockets and spine hole, but this is more important: why aren't you drinking something manlier if you're drinking it out of a wolf skull?

 

[Zontar]

... wait *looks at own user groups*
ehh ..

Hey, we may be small, we may be new, but we can still put up a good fight.

Brovengers, Brossemble!

 

[JoJo]

Wolf skull, huh? I'm tempted to ask how you keep the champagne from flowing out the eyesockets and spine hole, but this is more important: why aren't you drinking something manlier if you're drinking it out of a wolf skull?

Champagne for celebration, though I'm also impartial to blended puppy on occasion.

Yeeeha !


... wait *looks at own user groups*
ehh ..

Split loyalties eh? Pick a side you really support and then in your other groups you can be an ambassador or mole, depending on alignment

 

[BreakfastMan]

Well, time to break out the sacks fulla doorknobs. These Great Lakes Brovengers need a whoopin. Needed a good excuse to polish up my coffin-drop and F5 skills anyway. *cracks knuckles*

 

[Jack Action]

Champagne for celebration, though I'm also impartial to blended puppy on occasion.

Ah, of course. I bet you also enjoy gourmet dinners?

 

[Johnlives]

Champagne for celebration.

Celebrating already? It's only just begun.

 

[username sucks]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

 

[JoJo]

Champagne for celebration, though I'm also impartial to blended puppy on occasion.

Ah, of course. I bet you also enjoy gourmet dinners?

Of course, with ingredients sourced from only the finest endangered species. Slice of Yangtze dolphin?

Champagne for celebration.

Celebrating already? It's only just begun.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine the webbed foot of a platypus stamping on an imp's face... forever.

 

[Barbas]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

A surprise flanking manoeuvre led by a desperate cadre of long-assumed-dead user groups? Legends are made of such stuff. If you can, I think you should rope in the Transgender Open Group as well.

'Cos if you don't, I mean, that's just mean and exclusionary... :/

 

[Jack Action]

Of course, with ingredients sourced from only the finest endangered species. Slice of Yangtze dolphin?

Weakling. Those fit to lead only eat raw tiger meat and wash it down with Finnish vodka.

 

[username sucks]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

A surprise flanking manoeuvre led by a desperate cadre of long-assumed-dead user groups? Legends are made of such stuff. If you can, I think you should rope in the Transgender Open Group as well.

'Cos if you don't, I mean, that's just mean and exclusionary... :/

There's a group for that?
Hmm. Yes, I'll try to get them in too. Of course, I don't really expect anyone to show up from either group, but I'll try.

 

[FPLOON]

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich! <color=white>(I forgot The Injustice League still exist... )

OT: Meh... Can't I just be a cheerleader that watches the challenges unfold instead? Besides, I only challenge those that I know I would win metaphorically instead of actually in this situation... because you can't spell "metaphorically" without the word "meta"...

 

[savageoblivi0n]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

A surprise flanking manoeuvre led by a desperate cadre of long-assumed-dead user groups? Legends are made of such stuff. If you can, I think you should rope in the Transgender Open Group as well.

'Cos if you don't, I mean, that's just mean and exclusionary... :/

There's a group for that?
Hmm. Yes, I'll try to get them in too. Of course, I don't really expect anyone to show up from either group, but I'll try.

Well, normally I'd consider myself more of an "Independent Contractor", but...well..jobs have been few and far between lately, which is REALLY starting to cut into the pancake and chimichanga fund, and as this is an injustice that cannot stand, I feel that the only ones who can be blamed are the Injustice League! (Yeah, it's a leap of logic, so sue me, my writers are on strike)

You realize you're rambling again, right?

Hey, nobody asked for the peanut gallery!

Ooo peanuts! I'm kinda hungry!

Would both of you just shut up already? I'm trying to be intimidating here! Anyway so yeah, fear our rise!
*Rambling continues for a few more hours*

 

[JoJo]

Of course, with ingredients sourced from only the finest endangered species. Slice of Yangtze dolphin?

Weakling. Those fit to lead only eat raw tiger meat and wash it down with Finnish vodka.

How... unrefined. You will be in no state to fight if you catch food poisoning off that raw tiger meat, not that you will be when my Big Daddy henchmen finish with you anyway!

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich! <color=white>(I forgot The Injustice League still exist... )

No-one expects the Injustice League!

 

[lacktheknack]

I know it brings the tone down, but can I just say that being on the losing side of a fight really, really sucks?

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