The internet is a strange place - Reptilians and other crazy shit.

[Mozza444]

So.. i stumbled across the weird part of Youtube again today and stumbled across Reptilians.
What the fuck?

So for those of you that don't know what i'm talking about there seems to be a whole conspiracy around people with power (Political leaders ect.) that are some form of shape-shifting, lizard, argonain, alien.

And for those of you that know more on this matter please do share with me.


Please tell me this is a joke.. or people are really more stupid than i thought.

 

[Mozza444]

Double post, new escapist is slow and horrible.
I'd also like to add however..

Also for discussion value:
What weird shit have you stumbled upon lately online?
- What did you think of it, idiotic? Somewhat reasonable?

 

[Lionsfan]

Wow...that is pretty crazy. How do people even come up with that sort of stuff?

And the only conspiracies I've come across, besides Time-Cube, has been the stupid "Illuminati" comments people post on Youtube video's and stuff

 

[Hazy992]

If you want to see some crazy reptilian conspiracy shit then I suggest you check out Gorilla199


In this helpful and informative* video he tells you how to recognise an alien tare (whatever that is) and claims that 99% of all business are owned by them and/or freemasons. Sobering stuff.

*batshit fucking crazy

He's also so deluded he even accuses David Icke of being a reptilian.

 

[Mozza444]

and Time-Cube

Now that is crazy, i just love how the writer feels the need to type in huge font colored text just to get across how much smarter he is than the reader.

Any form of ufo conspiracy is great too.
It is defiantly true that crazy people don't know they are insane but that they think that they can see more clearly than others..
I found another reptillian video with a woman pointing out the features on her paused TV of a celeb.. trying to find it now. Sounded like she needed medical care.

 

[Combined]

Shortened for space.

Ah, yes. Good old Lizardmen and associates, taking over the world again. Though I mostly react to it like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0], I must say that I often find their choice of music ... strange and unexpected.

Although, boy will we have egg on our faces if it DOES turn out that Freemasons and Lizardpeople control the world.

Conspiracy theories are so much fun, though. You have lizardmen, freemasons, illuminati, Area 51, Nazi moon bases, and then your run-of-the-mill secret New World Order types [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_group/] and all sorts of other things. My personal favourite is the faked moon landing stuff. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories]

 

[Davih]

Lets put some blurry photos together and start talking conspiracy theories!

 

[Mozza444]

Lets put some blurry photos together and start talking conspiracy theories!

Don't you just love it how id say an average household has a camera (Smartphone)with around 5mp and yet all pictures are just so damn terrible.
Fair enough 10 years or so ago.. but whats the excuse now!

However... they may be photo resistant.
Like reptillian/martian/political vampires?
(A i right to say vampires don't appear in photos? I know they don't have a reflection but i think it depends on the film/book)

 

[Mozza444]

If anybody wants a good laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/user/gorilla199
This guy is damn crazy.
Alien-Pyramid theory
London 2012 some sort of evil.. with Swastikas thrown in for good measure.

Seems like this idiot will believe anything.. well apart from you know, good old logic.

Oh but jesus tells him to do all of this, so whatever hes perfectly sane.

 

[Duruznik]

Sorry to say this, OP, but some people geniunely believe in the whole reptilian shebang. Yes, it's sad.

If anybody wants a good laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/user/gorilla199
This guy is damn crazy.
Alien-Pyramid theory
London 2012 some sort of evil.. with Swastikas thrown in for good measure.

Seems like this idiot will believe anything.. well apart from you know, good old logic.

Oh but jesus tells him to do all of this, so whatever hes perfectly sane.

Ah yes, that guy. I've seen his channel before. It's comedy gold, I tell ya.


As for other conspiracies...Personally, I find the "Jews control the world's governments and banks" theory to be hilarious. Now, I've lived in Israel my whole life, and interact with loads of Jews all the time. Hell, I am one. And what's the one thing I've learned?

Jews can't agree on anything. Seriously, did you know that Israel has a committee trying to write a constitution? A few years ago they finally agreed on something- that the country in the document will be named "Israel." Yes, it took them 60 years to agree on that. Jews love to argue. It's in our blood.

Assuming world Jewry can organise a conspiracy to control the world's media and governments is laughably delusional. We can't organise breakfast.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

You think the internet is a strange place?

Seriously though, the internet by its very nature is a place where anyone with any form of opinion can express themselves with as equal amount of potential attention as anyone else with any other opinion. There's naturally going to be some weird shit. Heck, I'm constantly finding stuff that fries my noodle and I like to think I'm pretty warped as it is.

 

[darthotaku]

I used to believe in conspiracy theories. Then I realized that conspiracy theorists in modern times are the same guys who would argue that America doesn't exist because the world is flat if they had been born in that time period.

The whole hidden world power theory didn't hold water for me even when I was in the conspiracy phase. It would be much simpler for evil overlords to show themselves than for them to hide behind some puppet organization or something.

 

[CulixCupric]

*batshit fucking crazy

aye, this sums it up quite well. batshit crazy indeed. kind of like the slenderman legend. if slenderman kills anyone who knows about him, then why does everyone know who he is? how does the legend get pasted around? because it's only a legend, a myth.

 

[JCBFGD]

"There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!"-- Jim Barris

What, on the Internet, do I find idiotic? Nothing that anyone else doesn't already consider idiotic...so yeah, I'm really just here to quote Barris. Don't do drugs, kids.

 

[Jadak]

*batshit fucking crazy

aye, this sums it up quite well. batshit crazy indeed. kind of like the slenderman legend. if slenderman kills anyone who knows about him, then why does everyone know who he is? how does the legend get pasted around? because it's only a legend, a myth.

All that says is that he's not doing a very good job of it.

 

[Lilani]

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You think that's strange? You need to see Funky Forest.

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[the Dept of Science]

I think that I'm a were-conspiracy theorist.

Normally, I find those things utter balls, but once in a blue moon, it will be 4am and I'll be sat there glued to the screen convincing myself that the Queen is a lizard alien.

 

[Lunar Templar]

o.0 what the fuck did i just watch

 

[conflictofinterests]

I haven't seen so much derp in one thread since the last console war thread. I feel like the leaps of faith and logic they are making are pulling me into a mental abyss.