The largest weapon you could conceal stealthily.

[Cmwissy]

Okay - picture you are Jackie Estacado from the Darkness or Neo from the Matrix.

Spoiler: Jackie

Spoiler: Neo

You're a bad-ass in a long coat; you are famed for hiding weapons in your bad ass long coat - so what I ask you is - through picture/story or pure inventiveness; what is the biggest weapon you conceal and not look like you have any weapons on you.


I've heard tale of a sling-thing that goes on your back and can conceal an automatic rifle the size of an m-16.

EDIT; forgot the most stealthy of sea dogs in a trench coat.

Spoiler: The Punisher

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Probably an attachable grenade launcher shoved up the sleeve?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Napalm...

...internally.

 

[Cmwissy]

Probably an attachable grenade launcher shoved up the sleeve?

Haha - that would be great; Perhaps rename is 'most powerful' basically anything non-pistol or knife.

 

[Armored Prayer]

An ICBM. I'll find a way to conceal it.

 

[issacization]

*removes 2 shotguns and a RPG form his ass*
im sure i could hide a pool cue up there as well.

 

[Master Kuja]

I'd probably say one of these, if we're talking blades, they're specifically designed to be hidden easily in long coats like the ones pictured above, if you attach the sheath to the inside of your coat properly, they're surprisingly easy to conceal.

Spoiler

 

[Cmwissy]

I'd probably say one of these, if we're talking blades, they're specifically designed to be hidden easily in long coats like the ones pictured above, if you attach the sheath to the inside of your coat properly, they're surprisingly easy to conceal.

Spoiler

I guess we now know the weapon Desmond will be using in Assassin's creed 3.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I've got the whoooole world..... in my pants

Yup, thats alot of weapons

(I think I might have messed up the lyrics a bit)

 

[Souplex]

Concealing is for stealth. Stealth is for wusses. Therefore I cannot conceal anything.

 

[FalloutJack]

Stealthily, meaning that nobody knows I'm carrying weapons. In that case, may I direct you to the fact that I own a diggery-do and that it comes with a case? I could probably hide a bazooka in there...

 

[lolandrew4]

Saw-off shotgun and a 5 foot sword.

 

[Ph33nix]

i once saw a guy pull a 12-gauge out of his pants. irl it was bad ass

 

[Cmwissy]

Stealthily, meaning that nobody knows I'm carrying weapons. In that case, may I direct you to the fact that I own a diggery-do and that it comes with a case? I could probably hide a bazooka in there...

I mean on your body - without any external cases/holders - just stuff strapped to you so you can move freely.

 

[Canid117]

Largest weapon I could conceal stealthily?

Well Maybe I could conceal a mech if I had Doctor who's help...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I could conceal a bunch of kittens. Who'd fight against that?

 

[New York Patrick]

A battleaxe.

Not even kidding you, a true story!

 

[no_more_usernames]

I can't remember what she's from but i have this wierd mental image of a lady with a huge gun for a leg, and I remember looking at her for five minuites before realizing she had a gun for a leg. Im pretty sure that qualifies as "concealed".

 

[Hybrid Sight]

I've got a "pepperbox" in real life. Its a 4 barreled .22 and is only like 5 inches long. I could conceal it quite easily.

 

[Trivun]

I'll use a shrink ray gun to shrink the Death Star. Then I'll carry it in my pocket along with a growth ray gun, so I'll have pocket annihilation power!!!!!

Beat THAT without shrinking Cthulhu or nuclear bombs...