The last movie you watched, is your life story.

[novixz]

So just out of curiosity, I want to know the last movie you watched is, and your reaction when you're put into it. I know these kinds of threads are considered annoying, but I'm a human with free will and I'll probably never meet any of you in real life, so nothing you can do. Getting back on topic, I watch Schindler's List, which I guess is a good thing?

captch: face the music

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I watch Schindler's List, which I guess is a good thing?

Schindler's List is a good thing? We're thinking of the same Schindler here I hope.

You're saying that your life story is that you saved many people for torturous death during the war but ultimately went on to be a commercial failure and were racked with guilt until the day you died by the fact you thought you could have saved more people? And that's good?

Last film I watched was Tintin. My reactions would be - Yay adventures! Sounds simple enough to me.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Well i'm watching Tombstone right now, so I'm Wyatt Earp? Awesome.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Err this doesn't work too well.

The last film I had watched was Justice League: Doom.
Ok cool so my life story is in good animation. However I clearly don't remember me acting paranoid of my friends so called ability that I made a computer file on their weakneness only for that file to be hacked but some villain of my who somehow know I would of made such a file. The overall result while I save them but they're pissed of my betrayal and we had a fall out.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

TinTin

Well I'm already ginger, so I'm halfway there, now I just need to sumble upon a huge conspiracy. Anyone got a white terrier I could borrow?

 

[Amberella]

The last movie I saw was "The Vow". And I have to say, I hope I never lose my memory of the one I love. :X That would just suck!

 

[Marter]

Last one I saw was The Hunger Games.

I would be dead if that happened to be my life story.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Frankenhooker?
...I re-construct a lover out of dead prostitutes?

 

[Nouw]

The Shining.

Oh god, why? WHY? I'm going to be scarred for life whether I'm Jack or Danny.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Hunger Games.

Well shit. I have a love interest who sucks and I should've been dead at least five different times.

 

[Promethax]

Tower Heist.


I don't know what to make of this.

 

[smearyllama]

Thirteen Assassins.
Am I a badass samurai assassin, or a sociopathic manchild who rapes and tortures for the lulz?
Or am I the village itself, filled with traps and deadly to all those who enter?

Let's say I'm the thirteenth assassin, Kiga, who's a goofy trickster who really doesn't belong in the fight in the first place, but sorta winds up holding his own. I may also be a....

Spoiler

immortal Tanuki spirit.

 

[Kae]

Wait what?!
Damn the last movie I saw was G.I. Joe and not only did I not like that, I hate war not to mention I have no strength, I'm guessing I one of the many random people that died in France, given that there's 0 chance of me being some sort of suer soldier, not to mention I don't have the strength to carry a handgun well enough to aim it so, I don't think I could carry a rifle ever.

 

[Quaxar]

Does the Big Bang Theory count?
Or what about QI XL, it's basically the same length as a short film. And I'd probably enjoy being Stephen Fry...

Last true film I saw has to be Wrath of Khan which makes me either an iconic evil genius or an even more iconic Starfleet Admiral.
This turns out rather well surprisingly.

 

[snappydog]

I'm Jet Li, so this can only go well. Unless I'm not Jet Li but anyone who attempts to go against Jet Li, in which case I'm f*ed.

 

[Uncreative]

The Sea is Watching.

...So I'm a nineteenth century Japanese hooker from a flooding coastal town?

Either my heart of gold will lead to eventual rescue, or I desperately need swimming lessons.

 

[novixz]

I watch Schindler's List, which I guess is a good thing?

Schindler's List is a good thing? We're thinking of the same Schindler here I hope.

You're saying that your life story is that you saved many people for torturous death during the war but ultimately went on to be a commercial failure and were racked with guilt until the day you died by the fact you thought you could have saved more people? And that's good?

Well the thing is, I didn't watch all of it, I started at 10:00 PM and ending at 11:30 not even half way through with how much I paused and how my netbook was freaking out over the fact a 720p film is on it's display.

 

[Rowan93]

Last film I watched... Starship Troopers.

I can roll with that. Let's squash some bugs! Come on you apes, do you wanna live forever?

(Yeah, I'm probably going to be eaten)

 

[Goofguy]

Err this doesn't work too well.

The last film I had watched was Justice League: Doom.
Ok cool so my life story is in good animation. However I clearly don't remember me acting paranoid of my friends so called ability that I made a computer file on their weakneness only for that file to be hacked but some villain of my who somehow know I would of made such a file. The overall result while I save them but they're pissed of my betrayal and we had a fall out.

Whoa whoa whoa, who says you're Batman? You could just as easily be Wonder Woman or Cyborg...

OT: Last movie seen: Rat Race. Wonderful, my life story is an elusive chase for two million dollars. I guess I'd be assuming either Breckin Meyer's role, where I get the attractive lady, or John Cleese's role, where I get my kicks from all the suckers racing for the prize.