The least scary horror movie you ever saw?

[Simriel]

The Unborn. I laughed at parts of it.

 

[Jharry5]

I'd have to say Freddie vs. Jason. It was pretty pathetic (especially after I'd seen the first Nightmare on Elm Street...)

 

[CNKFan]

Pretty much all U.S. horror movies made past the first Friday the 13th because then they slowly turned into gore porn

EDIT: On another note the first Predator movie is pretty scary when you are 5. My dad is awesome cause he showed it to me.

 

[Hippobatman]

Pretty much any of them.

With the exception of "The Orphanage". Fucking love Guillermo del Torro.

Gah! That little kid with the mask and flute!

The horror, the horror!

 

[Sethzard]

Shaun of the Dead

it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)

 

[Dragonblade146]

The ring. I actualy died laughing when she came out of the screen.

 

[Doomhammer828]

Basically all of them except for a select few like Hard Candy.
Most modern horror movies suck.
The 60's and the 80's are my fav horror time periods.

 

[xChevelle24]

Cry Wolf.

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[slevin8989]

Killer Clowns from Outer Space. To this day, I'm convinced that it was more parody than it was genuine horror, but many of my friends maintain otherwise. I guess them having crippling fear of clowns probably has something to do with it.

Man i got a crippling fear of clowns so yeah it's pretty scary for me.

 

[hungoverbear]

Rosemary's Baby. For some odd reason that movie is always on the top 10 or 50 scariest movies of all time, yet i thought it was boring and utter crap!

 

[skcseth]

I thought the Saw series was going to be scary when it started but damn was I wrong. Still good movies to take your girlfriend to though.
Drag Me To Hell should be pretty lame too when it comes out.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

A friend dragged me along to 'One Missed Call'. I spent half the movie laughing.

 

[NotAPie]

Cry Wolf.

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You made me do this.

Spoiler

Top that, nothing fails at being scary as much as this.

 

[BlueMartian]

spawn.

fuck, was that even trying to be horror?

 

[Julianking93]

probably the Village. But thats not really horror, its more suspense or mystery. Either way it still sucked

 

[Sneaklemming]

Shaun of the Dead

it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)

Was the second Hot Fuzz?

 

[gremily]

The scary movie series.

That about sums it up.

 

[chefassassin2]

"My Bloody Valentine"3D. Good god it was practically laughable how bad it was.

 

[Sethzard]

Shaun of the Dead

it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)

Was the second Hot Fuzz?

yes