The "let's make a fallout achievement" game!

[The Afrodactyl]

Due to the impending release of Fallout: New Vegas, let's make some achievements!

You have to outlie the details of the achievement name posted above and give a score, then post a new name.

For example:
"The very beginning"

Complete your very first story mission, 10g

So, I'll start.

"House always wins"

:EDIT: Please quote the achievment name please. Also, please try to make them sound vaguely falloutesque.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Lose at every gambling minigame. All of them. At least twice. 0G

"Yes, it's true. That man has no dick"

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Lose an arm wrestling match to a Super Mutant and wake up in a strange flat with a ball-gag in your inventory, 0g ... wait ...

"Royal Flush"

EDIT - I'm not sure which post that works out better for...

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Spend the night with a hooker. 5g

"I drank what?!"

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Double post.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Turn the game on. 40G
"Thanks for playing!"

 

[Ibanez887]

Rob every casino, and then lose all the money on slots WITHOUT getting a jackpot, 100g
"What the....? How did you do that?"

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Dive off of the Hoover dam and live. 5g

"Hook, line, stinker"

 

[Rensenhito]

Teabag a cactus: 10g
"You Got Thorns In Your WHAT?!"
(Cookie if you get the reference.)

 

[TerribleAssassin]

The man in tights!

Jump punch an enemy 5 meters away. 10G + a cape and tights in your inventory..

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

"Dead Man's hand!"
Win a poker game with Wild Bill's last hand. Sorry, no gamerpoints, im getting on PC.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

As you didn't post a new achievement, I'll start afresh.

"lucky 7"

Miss an enemy 6 times, then hit and kill them with a seventh bullet. 20g.

"The Great Brain Robbery"

 

[Mechsoap]

lose the disc -5G, i really lost it dident i?

 

[The Afrodactyl]

lose the disc -5G, i really lost it dident i?

Get drunk in a casino and remove all clothing. 10g.

They call me Billy... Billy the Adult."

 

[Corpse XxX]

win ghoul strip show. 15g

"role it up, fire it up, mama i can fly"

 

[DonMartin]

"We cant stop here!"

Find bat country.

 

[Mechsoap]

lose the disc -5G, i really lost it dident i?

Get drunk in a casino and remove all clothing. 10g.

They call me Billy... Billy the Adult."

what had that to do with me losing the disc?

 

[imnot]

BIG BADABOOM!

put a grenade in every character in the games pockets

5g

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Please read the first post. You must come up with a description befitting the name of the previous posters achievement.

We will start afresh once more.

"Aim for the... legs"