The Manly Game

[Mikelland]

Heres an idea.
We each begin with the words "I'm so manly...." and then you fill it the absurdly manly deed that may or may not have ever happened.
For example.

I'm so manly that I punched a cow and it turned into steaks, which I then devoured. Raw.

Your turn.

 

[Dastardos]

The Manly Game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.73839#811729] has been done before. Please use the search button next time.

I'm so manly I can post on the Escapist

 

[quiet_samurai]

I'm so manly because one of my parents was a viking and the other was a lumberjack.

 

[jdog345]

I'm so manly hair grows out of my eyeballs.

 

[world_of_dragons]

I'm so manly, I let my TKD students kick me to gauge their strength (no joke, I actually did this a couple of times)

 

[sky14kemea]

i'm so manly i have longer hair than my brother...

XD

 

[Shapsters]

The Manly Game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.73839#811729] has been done before. Please use the search button next time.

I'm so manly I can post on the Escapist

Cool, a game was done in October

 

[Sporky111]

I'm so manly, I don't even want the BAMALAM Badge
[sup]But I need it, badly[/sup]

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'm so manly, I've met Chuck Norris in person and survived.(For real.)

 

[Ashbax]

im so manly, I have male genitialia proving my earlier statement of male state of mind/body?

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`m so manly I made all the lesbians straight.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I'm so manly, I posted in a forum game thread.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I'm so manly I buy very small guns to compensate *wink wink nudge nudge*