The most bizarre dreams you have ever had

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So, we all know that when you dream, the part of your brain that controls logic is one of the first parts to turn off for the night. For that reason, many dreams end up looking like Alice in Wonderland and leave you thinking "WTF just happened?" when you wake up in the morning. So, whats the most bazarre dream you have ever had Escapist, and maybe as a side note what the dream means...or at least, what you THINK it means.

Spoiler: This is my crazypants-ness

While I cant remember exactly how it started, I was apparently some sort of ninja-commando-mercenary-superhero-Jedi. My weapons of choice were Dual [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GunsAkimbo] Colt .45's [http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/5/5c/M1911-RAFIssue455.jpg/350px-M1911-RAFIssue455.jpg], a Cross-spear [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100821132352/samurai-warriors/images/0/05/Cross_Spear.jpg], and various force powers. My arch enemy was a mad scientist trying to turn the world into zombies, and one of my friends (my current girlfriend) was my girlfriend in it, and had her own .45 to help me (but wasnt as good as me). At the point I can remember, I was on top of the Empire State Building with her, and I had found a bomb the evil doctor wanted to use on the city. Since I didnt have time to disarm it, I teleported us to a deserted island in the Pacific, and used my Hulk-Strength to throw it to the other side of the island. However, there was a village of native people I didnt know about and they were turned into zombies. Me and her had also been infected, but it was slower acting because we were further away. So, I start jumping off trees, flipping through the air, and pulling every badass move ever to defeat the zombie hoard, but start slowing down as the virus takes effect. My girlfriend stumbles into the ocean, and finds herself healed, finding out the cure is salt-water. She grabs me by the leg and pulls me in as well. Now that I was healed, I teleported us to the evil doctors lair, where my mercenary army was in a standoff outside the compound with HIS army. I couldnt get in the front way, but they had him surrounded so that he couldnt "Fly his way out, walk his way out, or dig his way out. Even if he uses a spoon, he will be eaten by our attack moles[footnote]Me after waking up: "Attack Moles?!" '[/footnote]." I then say that there is only one way to do this. My girlfriend comes and kisses me on the cheek. "I love you." she says. "I know that already, and I love you even more." I tell her. "Please, be safe." She tells me as I teleport inside the base. I take thier soldiers by suprise, and using the Force, rip the machine guns from the hands of 2 of the guards. With the guns being supended in mid-air, I proceed to mow everyone down without taking a scrath. I then walk into his main lab and find him sitting on a throne. "Welcome, warrior." He says to me. I throw my cross-spear and hit him right in the face with it. However, he just pulls it back out and throws it back at me. "Your a zombie too!!" I shout as he start laughing, evil-ly. He then turns into a zombie, and I jump in the air to land a hit on him as I fall from the air. The epic battle is about to begin. "Keegan, its time to wake up!" He says to me. "Im not Keegan, Im-" I start to say. "Keegan, its time for school. Wake up!" He shouts even louder. I blink........and there standing in front of me is my mom shaking my shoulder saying "Keegan, come on. Its time for school."


And the meaning of this dream.........I realized I had a crush on the girl that would become my girlfriend, and who will now hopefully become my wife in afew years.

 

[Pinkamena]

I'm terrible at remembering dreams. One I had recently though, went something like this:

I find myself in a hallway. Behind me there's just a wall, far in front of me, door. Naturally I try to go twoards the door, but the closer I get, the hotter the hallway gets.I eventually melt before I get to the door, and I flow back to where I began. I try several times more, and every time I melt before I reach the door. Eventually Rainbow Dash appears somehow, grabs my hand and we blast through the roof of the hallway. Random dream shenanigans I can't really remember follow.

 

[Catfood220]

I can't remember any weird dreams I've a recently because I've slept since then. Which is really annoying as I had a really good one that stuck with me for a day or two.

I had a dream that Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother owed me £200.

My favourite type of dream is where I'm swimming around in water, or being swept along in fast moving water. I don't know why but when I dream I'm in water, even fast moving water I feel really relaxed and happy.

I hate dreams where I dream that I've gotten drunk or taken drugs and cannot stand up to save my life. It gets to the point that people get really annoyed with me. I really hate to fight people too, for some reason sometimes I fight people in my dreams, usually bullies from High School and can't throw a punch to save my life.

Around music festival time, I get dreams that I am at a festival and going to go see bands, bands that I really want to see and for some reason I usually end up getting distracted or pulled away by friends and usually end up as far away from the stage I want to be at as possible. Then I will try to get back to see another band and the same thing will happen again. Its very frustrating for me.

I had a dream about meeting my first girlfriend in my college canteen, the next day I accidently met up with her in McDonalds in town and set a date for the end of the week. I'm not saying that dreams can predict the future, but there is definately something about that, maybe its because I had been thinking about her or maybe my mind had picked up on signals I missed, but it just seems like a hell of a coincidence. I mean the UFO I dreamed about the same night hasn't turned up.

 

[Guffe]

The one were I was a superhero...
and my power was to swim so fast I didn't get wet...
That was one weird as power!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

The weirdest dream I ever had?

I dreamed I was in the TV room, as the TV showed what looked like one of those [Adult Swim] bumpters, then the screen filled up with words (or were they eyes?), then the screen showed what looked like a Smurf but the face was all wrong... and then I woke up.

Yeah, I don;t know what it was about either...

 

[Jason Rayes]

When I was in high school I dreamed that the science teacher had gone nuts and was turning everyone into zombies. For the first half of the dream I was fighting alongside the students and teachers against the zombies, then half way through the science teacher caught me and turned me into a zombie. After that I was just trying to eat people. Odd.

I once dreamed there was an addictive MMO that brainwashed you with subliminal advertising on tv so that you wanted to play. After you started playing you would go into seizures if you didn't play a certain amount each day. They introduced subliminal advertising that made you go out and buy products you didn't really want. Eventually everyone in the world was addicted and no-one was actually doing any work anymore and society pretty much fell to pieces. Also odd.

Recently had one I only remember in fragments. I went to visit my sister and her house was flooded with water to about knee high. There were dead cats floating everywhere. Soggy dead cats. I went home and there were now soggy dead cats in my house now too. Why subconscious, seriously, WTF?

 

[prophecy2514]

I had a dream two nights ago that I was stuck in the mansion that amnesia: the dark descent takes place in, monsters at all. I havent even played the game and its giving me nightmares (all i've seen of it are from youtube clips).

 

[smithy_2045]

My dreams troll me. They're realistic enough that I believe them until I wake up, and they're consistently an improvement over my real life, which ends up leaving me feeling depressed when I wake up and realise it was just a dream.

 

[J3bba]

The most bizarre dream I've ever had would have to be the one where I dreamt that I woke up and made myself a peanut butter sandwich, eat it, then went back to bed.

By the way, the sandwich tasted amazing. Dam dream sandwiches making normal sandwiches seem bland and unsatisfying.

 

[Newby_Newb]

Every single dream that I have ever had is bizarre.

In my most recent dream, a spider bites me in the arm. As time goes by, my body starts to get lumps all over it. Eventually the lumps start to rip open and spiders start crawling out of my skin and eat me.

 

[Angie7F]

My puppy was a human boy and we were on a date-ish.
Bizarre, but great dream. Wish I could see sequels.

 

[Sir Pootis]

I once had a dream where the sun turned into the moon, then back and forth for a while, before exploding. Then, my primary school principal grabbed me by the neck, shaking me, yelling "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?".

 

[Palademon]

I'd say my most bizarre dream must've been whatever caused me to wake up with a feeling of being on the verge of both tears and laughter.

If only I could remember what it was.

 

[teqrevisited]

There was one where I wandered along this narrow lane between some overgrown bushes, passed through a run-down park with a broken swing and a roundabout all rusted up and got through the trees on the other side and emerged into a field that was full of fairground rides with not a single other person in sight. The strange thing about it was I know that somewhere I've seen that exact same thing but I can't think of where it might've been.

In another I dreamt I went out of my front door and found it led into a hedge maze that was covered by a thin layer of snow. I went around it a bit and came across a pack of wolves that started chasing me so I ran back the way I came which now led underneath the house through a large tunnel, like the kind that goes underneath road bridges, and when I got to the other side there was a snow leopard that chased the wolves away.

 

[D-Class 198482]

Once apon a time, there was me and two other people. One was a guy I can't remember, and another was some goth chick. We apparently lived in this shack by the river and some weird pitch-black fish-dog-thing came in and chased us to the elementary school in Sebastian, Florida (I don't know) we ran down some sidewalks and a motherfucking Antlion Guardian came out of nowhere, began spazzing out, and turned into Uboa (this terrified me), and then the dog-thing turned into the monster from Hide (some random free indie game, it's not bad)and
then the face of God rolled down and wrecked everything before rebuilding it out of cheese.
I cut down on my everything after said dream

 

[Epidemiix]

I had there really weird one a while ago....really weird...
I
was one were I had just gotten off of an airship and was going down into this place that looked like a bunker. The further down I when the less and less reliable the lights were. At the very bottom it was just sterile concert walls, dirty water stained ground, and lights that always flickered. By the time I got to the bottom there was an announcement going over the speaker system talking about "doing your part for population control"...as soon as I heard that a toddler that came from the hallway was trying to crawl up behind my legs but then a woman in a dark trench-coat and a medical mask (all covered in blood by the way) caught up to it. Then she proceeded to just stab it it the head...not the fancy motion of doing it either....almost with the same kind of torpor of doing a same repeated task.....She then took the body and threw it back into the room that was in the hallway, and then walked away. Then I woke up!

I have no idea where it come from either! XD

 

[Irridium]

Just woke up with from this one.

So it's night, clear sky with the area bathed by moonlight. I'm home alone with some people, and they're protecting me. It's not much, there were more but they're out and about for the night. Well, eventually Voldamort shows up, and attacks. He brushes my defenders away and then attacks me. I fight back and manage to hold me own. Eventually he transforms into his vampire form. It looks like the vampire form in Dawnguard, the Skyrim DLC. He starts getting the upper hand, then he bites me. I then transform into my vampire form, also the same as Skyrim's, and fight him back. This happens for a while and then instantly everything changes. I'm now magneto who can control water, Voldamort is a big body-builder who can fly and do magic, there's a big highway where lots of people are stranded, and under us is a big sea of water.

I start things off by bringing the sea up to batter him, then bringing up water around me, turn it into a disk, freeze it, and fly on it. I circle around him bunching him in the face, throwing my disk at him, and having me and the disk hit him in the face. Eventually I give him a black eye and he gets angry and starts to sink the highway. I land on the highway, bring water around it, freeze it, and lift it into the sky. As I set it down somewhere safe, I turn to face Voldamort and that's when I wake up.

And that was my dream.

 

[shrimpcel]

This very morning I dreamt of killing robots with a perfect ressemblance to old people, with a lightsaber. I know they were robots because they had robots insides, but they still kept screaming and threatening while I was cutting them up to little bits and pieces. Rather weird. I don't think that's the weirdest I've ever had though.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I had a dream that i was selling red kangaroo mice while working in a petshop owned by jesus who was, at the time of the dream, away on a buisness trip.

The first words i said when i got up were WTF?