What is the most hilarious/ horrible thing you've done to attract a mate and how did it end up? Im a humanist and I pretended to be Catholic to get this girl I liked. Went to church, cut down on the hedonism, ect. After thinking we dated for a year I told her that I loved her. She told me that it had been over after two months (even though we acted like a couple) and then yelled at me for, "acting like her boyfriend," at a party.
Let's just say that there is nothing quite as embarrassing as writing a love song, very publicly performing it, and then being equally publicly shot down by the person the song is about.
[sub]Seriously, what in all fuck was I thinking?![/sub]
This one I didn't do, but I swear to god this actually happened to me.
This guy and I were friends first and he asks me to come out for a walk one night. Doesn't say where, but fair enough. So that night we meet in town, for some reason he's got a backpack on and he takes me to the bandstand in the park.
He then proceeds to pull out two silly hats. We wear them, take a picture, move on to another landmark about town, when I'm not looking he pulls out more silly hats, I think at this point I'm wearing an admirals hat and he's got a sombrero on. We find a little shop and eat ice cream in the middle of the night.
Next he takes me walking down the seafront, we got barefoot on the sand til we get to a pier, and we head out to the end. It's completely deserted. Off goes the backpack again, out comes a Megaphone. We shout at the sea for a while, I can't remember what we were saying but we just laugh and laugh. By this point he's in a stetson.
Finally, I'm wearing a fez and he's taking me down to a bench by the sea, reaches down and pulls out a bunch of roses and tells me he's mad about me and would I be his girlfriend?
Needless to say, I dated the guy. It didn't last forever, but the years we had - those were some excellent times.
Sadly, the quirkiest thing I did was eat ribs on a first date. it went surprisingly well.
Well, i can't think of anything note-worthy specifically to attract a chick (i usually don't flirt, at least not consciously). though i did once do something really funny/embarrassing which is remotely related to that, let's just say i tested if the following song (at 2:40) wasn't lying at a party (while being totally drunk off course): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
Needless to say all it got me was nicknames and lots of laughs (And yes i tend to overdo it when it comes stupidity)
I was really really drunk one night in a club with my friends having a good time, drinking, laughing, dancing about etc. My friend comes up to me and was like "Hey, that blonde is giving you the eye, make a move man." so I thought 'Awesome, she is stunning, I've got this.'
Walked onto the dancefloor about 5 metres away from her and for some stupid reason did the 'fishing rod' at her. If you aren't familiar the fishing rod is where you pretend to cast a rod and then reel the person in hoping they will walk towards you. Why I assumed this was a great plan is beyond me, I'm blaming too much alcohol.
Either way she stares at me like I'm insane and DOESN'T MOVE A MUSCLE so I'm there stood alone doing the fishing rod at thin air and decided the only solution to this disaster is to swiftly leave and go buy a drink.
Result: She actually came over to me at the bar and said my pulling technique was dreadful but I seemed like an alright guy and I bought her a drink as way of apology. Chatted, danced and stuff. Good night.
Luckily, I can say I have no real experiences like this. People approach me, and if I want to approach someone, I just do it. The funniest time I guess would be when I was getting eyed by this one cute guy but I wasn't sure he was eyeing me, this was at a McDonalds, I was sitting near the back of the building. I ended up getting up and walking to the drink machine up at the front to test his reaction and I noticed he was still looking so I ended up chuckling and saying "I had to see if you were noticing me or not!" and he started laughing too.
a friends brother was once engaged in a very important and sophisticated mobile phone conversation in front of a girl he liked once. was pretty impressive up til the point the phone rang while he was talking.
i have wrote a few love letters with a fair amount of success but generally i just go lift something heavy cause chicks dig that shit yo!
Never have done anything particularly embarissing. I tend to try and make them laugh by acting silly (successfully I might add) however I have never done anything so bad to be embarrassing.
Erja_Perttu said:
This one I didn't do, but I swear to god this actually happened to me.
This guy and I were friends first and he asks me to come out for a walk one night. Doesn't say where, but fair enough. So that night we meet in town, for some reason he's got a backpack on and he takes me to the bandstand in the park.
He then proceeds to pull out two silly hats. We wear them, take a picture, move on to another landmark about town, when I'm not looking he pulls out more silly hats, I think at this point I'm wearing an admirals hat and he's got a sombrero on. We find a little shop and eat ice cream in the middle of the night.
Next he takes me walking down the seafront, we got barefoot on the sand til we get to a pier, and we head out to the end. It's completely deserted. Off goes the backpack again, out comes a Megaphone. We shout at the sea for a while, I can't remember what we were saying but we just laugh and laugh. By this point he's in a stetson.
Finally, I'm wearing a fez and he's taking me down to a bench by the sea, reaches down and pulls out a bunch of roses and tells me he's mad about me and would I be his girlfriend?
Needless to say, I dated the guy. It didn't last forever, but the years we had - those were some excellent times.
Sadly, the quirkiest thing I did was eat ribs on a first date. it went surprisingly well.
Whilst drunk at a party, I told a female friend of mine that I masturbated over pictures I?d drawn of her, and proceeded to chase her round a field for the majority of the night?s remainder before passing out in the middle of poorly dry-humping her.
Other ways have included - again, whilst drunk - literally going up and asking as many girls if I could have sex with them. Of course, they all shot me down. I must've asked one of them about three times, forgetting each time when she told me that she had a boyfriend. Then I pretended to cry and started laughing at the full moon.
She laughed, however, my attempt at communicating my feelings in a non-verbal manner went uninterpreted. Probably for the best, as I was nowhere near sober.
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(And yes i tend to overdo it when it comes stupidity)
