The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

[classyplatypus]

What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that

 

[KValentine]

No One Lives Forever 2: Banana.

Drop it on the floor to get a goon to slip. I'd rather just shoot the idiot.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Just the generic starting pistol you recieve on the first level of everygame that involves shooting others.

"You must destroy this radar installation single handedly, you are outnumbered, and at some point every enemy in the complex will know you are there...... take this pistol and one spare clip.

 

[Xojins]

Goldeen in SSB

 

[Ricky 49]

lightsaber in SW TFU

how can anyone take more than one hit from that thing

ITS A LIGHTSABER!!!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Use the search bar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.110390#1911850]

Funny, even the thread I linked is a repeat thread. Shows how many times this thread has been made.

Anyways, the .32 revolver from Fallout 3 sucked back then and it still sucks now.

 

[aruseusx]

Any weapon in BF: Bad Company that doesnt have a grenade launcher attached to it. Best weapon in that game is the screwdriver.

 

[sauerkraus]

Any weapon in BF: Bad Company that doesnt have a grenade launcher attached to it. Best weapon in that game is the screwdriver.

This. I never used anything without a grenade launcher. I'm pretty sure I only used one gun through the whole thing when I could get my hands on it.

 

[Christemo]

Dual Pistols in Tomb Raider. it takes ´bout 20 shots to kill a fucking wolf.

 

[NeutralDrow]

You people are all wrong. Completely, horribly wrong. Those weapons all do something.

There will never be a weapon more pathetic than the bubble gun from Earthworm Jim 2.

 

[Music Mole]

The pistol in fallout 3.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

 

[quack35]

The 9mm pistol in Deus Ex.

Damn that thing is pathetic.

 

[quack35]

I know it's pretty obscure, but anyone tried to use a bow in Mount&Blade? I'm pretty good at shooting things in games, but I couldn't even hit a horse with that shit.

Ugh, crossbow is even worse.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Frying pan in the original Fable you got as a "reward" for completing the treasure hunt quest.
For those who haven't played said game: It didn't do any damage, at all.