The Never-Ending Burger! Every post adds a filling...

[NinjaDeathSlap]

We start of with the top bun, obviously. Sesame seeded, with an olive stuck through a cocktail stick.

 

[SirDerpy]

Will this ever be called a burger? Or shall it forever remain unfinished? I'll start by ruining it anyway!

A few thick slices of cabbage kimchi.

 

[lacktheknack]

Unfortunately, your cabbage kinchi cannot overcome delicious processed cheese loaf slices.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

Bacon is not yet a part of this...this is a problem.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Lots of hot chopped onions, better than cold shopped onions.

 

[TheRiddler]

Dill pickles. None of that bread and butter stuff. Just nice, crunchy, dilly goodness.

 

[kailus13]

A beef patty. It cannot be called a burger without a beef patty.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Will this ever be called a burger? Or shall it forever remain unfinished?

If a bottom bun is placed but no-one is around to eat it, does it make a burger?

I'll leave you to retrieve the scattered fragments of your blown mind.

A beef patty. It cannot be called a burger without a beef patty.

How well done is this beef that we are talking about? Cooked through, slightly pink, or still mooing?

In accordance with my own rules, I now add BBQ chicken strips to the burger.

 

[SirDerpy]

Enough with the filling, where's the sauces? This burger doesn't have enough kick in it yet, so I'll add a few (dozen) squirts of Sriricha.

 

[kailus13]

A beef patty. It cannot be called a burger without a beef patty.

How well done is this beef that we are talking about? Cooked through, slightly pink, or still mooing?

...depends on how big the buns are. If we can fit an entire live cow into it, why not?

I add a fried egg, so it can technically be called breakfast if needed.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

A nice, juicy slice of pineapple.

 

[Malbourne]

Life has taught me that nothing is made worse when I add...Nutella.

Proceeding.

 

[TheRiddler]

Let's try throwing in some iceberg lettuce. We need more crunchy.

(Is anybody going to try to make this monstrosity once we're done?)

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Unsliced pickles hollowed out and filled with spicy mustard.
@TheRiddler This is probably going to end up instantly lethal to all of Earth's life. So maybe.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Now for the mayonnaise. Thick, tasty Dutch mayonnaise...

*Gargles Homer Simpson style*

 

[Twintix]

Ketchup. All the other flavors will disappear. The only thing remaining being...ketchup.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[kailus13]

Let's see, we have pork, chicken and beef. What other meats can we add?

I add an ostrich patty! They taste quite nice.

(Is anybody going to try to make this monstrosity once we're done?)

I don't think any of us would have enough money by that point.

 

[sky14kemea]

What is wrong with all you people?

Where is the cheese?

[HEADING=2]THE CHEESE!![/HEADING]

 

[Barbas]

Onions.

I think we might pretty quickly lose track of all the fillings...

 

[Headsprouter]

Twix Mix.