The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[easternflame]

Spoiler: The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

What are your chances?

Spoiler: Mine is my Muela 12 1/2" Scorpion Combat knife. I guess I'm saved.

 

[Dranae]

A flimsy plastic bag of organic chocolate covered almonds.


Yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

I'm in luck. I keep a billhook (like a machete, but smaller and the blade-edge is on the inside of the curve) to the left of my bed.

 

[Ruedyn]

My MP3 player. Well at least I can listen to my music for the 2 seconds it would take to kill me... yay...

 

[Sassafrass]

...It's a brick wall. With damp patches.

I do believe this is when I say "I'm fucked."

 

[EAK1791]

Nice heavy brass hookah. It'd be good for bludgeoning. I think I'll do alright.

 

[Unstable Ark]

An elderly,overweight cat who snuggles with everyone. I think I'll be okay.

 

[Mr.Luigi]

An empty bottle of water... Oh my, I'm not even lasting 3 days.... Unless I drink some piss! Thanks Mr.Grills!

 

[JCBFGD]

My cell phone...my last words would be "g2g abt 2 die lol"

 

[chaosbedlam]

One old school color printer (no paper).

I recon it could deliver some very fine blunt force trauma, i'm not totally disappointed by this.

 

[Eireronin]

a playstation 3 controll pad, fuck

 

[Sean565]

i have bottle rockets so i guess i can distract them while everyone else runs away

 

[the spud]

A green rag. I shall smother the zombies to death using nothing but air.

 

[Jedoro]

Defibrillator

Maybe shocking a zombie's rotting head will fry the brain...

 

[twistedmic]

I've got a ratcheting screwdriver with interchangeable heads, so I'm pretty well fucked.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

A resin miniature of a skull..... Maybe i could use it like a rock?

 

[RaNDM G]

Sunglasses.

I feel awesome now.

 

[easternflame]

A flimsy plastic bag of organic chocolate covered almonds.


Yeah, I'm screwed.

Royally.

a playstation 3 controll pad, fuck

You could try and scare them with it's "Sonyness". Or call customer support.

One old school color printer (no paper).

I recon it could deliver some very fine blunt force trauma, i'm not totally disappointed by this.

Did you watch Zombieland? Hit em' like he does with the toilet lid. That would totally work.

 

[Dr.Sean]

My curtain rods shall slay many zombies.