The protagonist of the last videogame/book/movie you just played/read/watched is now hunting you.

[MemLCol TBOT]

Who is it?

What did you do?

How Screwed are you?

I guess i'll start. ^_^

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Trevor from GTA V

I started a rival Meth lab.

uh... having played GTA V for a while now i can honestly say... i'm not coming out of this one alive

 

[Teoes]

Well the last thing like that I consumed was reading a bit more of World War Z on my way to work. So.. I'm being hunted for some reason by the narrator, an agent of the UN Postwar Commission.

Why is he hunting me? Buggered if I know! Maybe he thinks I'm a quisling, or maybe he just wants to interview me for something. Didn't think I'd done anything spectacular during the war.

I'm probably pretty screwed in that it's rather likely he'll find me. He seems to have no trouble finding anyone else he goes looking for..

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Takeda Shingen from Shogun 2

I think I signed up for the wrong lord and both the two are duking it out with armies; myself included.

Do you think I can survive an army of a thousand trained soldiers?... Neither do I.

 

[Barbas]

Pinball FX2.

You cannot stop the ball, you cannot damage the ball and the ball knows no fear. I'll be honest, I don't fancy my chances.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Oliver from Ni No Kuni.

I killed his mom.....yeah.

The kid knows fucking magic! I don't think I am all that safe from hi... OHH WAIT! *Pulls out a shotgun* I think I might be good now.

 

[TheRiddler]

Mario from Galaxy 2.

Princess Peach invited me over for... "cake".

I mean, I don't know. I think that if I have a gun, a mustachioed plumber with impressive jumping skills shouldn't be too hard to bring down. Unless he finds a fire flower or something, in which case, I'm screwed.

 

[Neuromancer]

So a man that destroyed an entire flying city full of technologically advanced enemies is out to get me?

Ah well. C-A-G-E.

 

[Barbas]

Lo Wang. Damn, I got him nearly all the demonic power upgrades and he's strapped as fuck. I think I'm going to get proper Wang'd.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher series.

Well I'm fucked.

 

[kailus13]

Edward Kenway from Assasins Creed 4.

Presumably I'm a templar. Either that or I just got in his way.

Hopefully I die in my sleep.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

My level 7 dwarf Bulwark cannot do shit against me if he couldn't even defend against a rare Rat Mob that has Curse class abilities plus blessings of the dragon abilities.

 

[Barbas]

Athena? She couldn't laser her way out of a paper sack! :<

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

last game I played was Phantasy Star Online, working on my android ranger.
Maybe I stole his gun?
Would be screwed, but I have has gun!

Sleepy Hollow. Ichabod Crane and Abby Mills are hunting me? shouldn't I be on their side? what the heck is going on?

I'll bet it is because Moloch made me into one of the other horseman of the apocalypse.

If that is the case, I am not screwed at all, though all of you might be!

 

[RedDeadFred]

Dovahkiin.

I stole his sweet roll while making an "arrow to the knee" reference.

This is my evil vampire character so.... I'm fucked. He'll probably blast me with some lightning and then, when I'm keeling over, combat bite me to finish me off. Then he'll eat my corpse. Dovahkiin doesn't fuck around.

 

[Euryalus]

Who's the protagonist of Pulp Fiction?

I got in one of their's way?

Probably not very very since Germany is a long way away from LA and I can't imagine I'm worth 2000$ to kill.

 

[RedDeadFred]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has multiple protagonists so I guess I'll just say: The Gang.

I probably did something that was perfectly reasonable which ended up pissing them off.

I'm fucked. Dennis is a sociopath, Charlie will probably send rats after me, Frank will just shoot me, Mac will use his elbow karate, and Dee will screech at me like a bird.

 

[Barbas]

I may need lots and lots of ranged orc captains. And a graug. Graugs are good.