The Scariest F***ing thing ever.

[harv3034]

I don't usualy scare easy; but recently, I was scared absolutly SHTILESS!!!!!!

I'm from Austin, Tx but am going to college in Norman, Ok (yes I'm from UT territory but going to school at OU for those wondering) and being from Texas, the only natural disaster I've ever been indangered by was a huricane.

A couple weeks ago I was in my English Comp. class in the basment of the english building when something that has never happened befor happened. There was a magnitude 4.3 earthquake that originated 6 miles west of here. Being in the basment, the entire room shook and rumbled. I freaked the F*** out! But I wasn't the only one; half the class instantly dove under their desks, and on girl BOLTED for the door. It was over in just seconds but it was so unexpected that we were all so shook up that the teacher dismissed class early.

This may sound pretty damn pathetic to anyone from California (or anywhere with lots of quakes) but I was in Oklahoma, nowhere near any fault lines (so many of us thought it had been some kind of explosion) and it was the first time I'd ever been in an earthquake. It was one of the most absolutly terrifying things I'd evperienced in my entire life.


I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been scared shitless so what I want to know is, what scared the shit out of you, where you were when it happened, and why you think it scared you so.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Let me get this strait...
You are from Texas but going to OU........
Son i am Disappoint.


Anyway, that sucks man, iv never been in an Earthquake but i feel for ya.

I was, quite recently too, freaking scared as well.

I had just gotten up from a chair in the living room to go to bed, and as soon as i got up, my body went nuts.
My head got so fuzzy i couldn't even think, i could barely see and my entire body felt out of balance.
Got to my room, and then promptly fell backwards into the edge of a door, i was able to get up and made it too the bathroom where i almost fell again, my face was completely white when i looked in the mirror.
Luckily it quickly passed but i was scared.
I was talking with my mom about it and she thinks its probably Low Blood pressure, and that it does run in the family.

 

[harv3034]

Let me get this strait...
You are from Texas but going to OU........
Son i am Disappoint.

Sigh, Yeah I know. So is my entire family.
But UT didn't accept me, Rice was out of my league, Tech was just straight boring (and didn't have a great engineering program), and A&M just felt like a CULT.

OU had the best engineering program of the schools I checked and just got a new practice facility where students can put what they learn into practice.

 

[LaBambaMan]

I live in Maryland, less than a mile from where our little Earthquake happened over the summer. It was only a 3.6, but it was still powerful enough to shake my house at some ungodly hour of the morning. Living as close as we are to Washington D.C. I was worried someone had detonated something downtown. My dad, on the other hand, slept right through it.

 

[JWRosser]

There was a small earthquake in England a few years back, I think in Lincolnshire. Anyway we felt the tremor and we live almost 200 miles away from there. It was enough to wake me up; twas crazy.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Let me get this strait...
You are from Texas but going to OU........
Son i am Disappoint.

Sigh, Yeah I know. So is my entire family.
But UT didn't accept me, Rice was out of my league, Tech was just straight boring (and didn't have a great engineering program), and A&M just felt like a CULT.

OU had the best engineering program of the schools I checked and just got a new practice facility where students can put what they learn into practice.

Lol.
I personally don't care about where i go to college as long as im able to learn what i need to know to do what i want to do.
Its good that you are able to go to a school that had everything you need.

 

[Daipire]

I thought I broke my wang once...

I'd rather not describe it in detail, but it wasn't pretty.

 

[LaBambaMan]

I thought I broke my wang once...

I'd rather not describe it in detail, but it wasn't pretty.

Nope, now we demand the story!


But to get on topic about the scarist thing ever in my life; when my mom got sick. I was already going through plenty of stuff with school and your usual 13 year-old drama, but that fucking hit me like a train. Nobody could tell us what she had, how she got it, or what it was doing. All I know is I turned my life the fuck around because if my mom had died I would have been lost.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

There was a small earthquake in England a few years back, I think in Lincolnshire. Anyway we felt the tremor and we live almost 200 miles away from there. It was enough to wake me up; twas crazy.

This

I thought I broke my wang once...

I'd rather not describe it in detail, but it wasn't pretty.

And that too, though without going into too much info...i didn't know i could spare that much blood and still remain alive...anyone who's been in the same situation knows what i mean

 

[MrShowerHead]

Only thing that comes to my mind right now is the time when I had a sleep paralysis.... Damn

 

[Armored Prayer]

I live in Maryland, less than a mile from where our little Earthquake happened over the summer. It was only a 3.6, but it was still powerful enough to shake my house at some ungodly hour of the morning. Living as close as we are to Washington D.C. I was worried someone had detonated something downtown. My dad, on the other hand, slept right through it.

Definitely this, and I was 3 miles away from where the quake originated.

So I wasn't the only one who thought something bad happened in DC. (Thanks Fallout 3 and MW2)

 

[Azaraxzealot]

This may sound pretty damn pathetic to anyone from California (or anywhere with lots of quakes).

well, i AM from california, and i can honestly say we freak out just as much, dude

i remember clearly we had 2 consecutive earthquakes 2 days in a row at my high school and its no different

 

[LaBambaMan]

I live in Maryland, less than a mile from where our little Earthquake happened over the summer. It was only a 3.6, but it was still powerful enough to shake my house at some ungodly hour of the morning. Living as close as we are to Washington D.C. I was worried someone had detonated something downtown. My dad, on the other hand, slept right through it.

Definitely this, and I was 3 miles away from where the quake originated.

So I wasn't the only one who thought something bad happened in DC. (Thanks Fallout 3 and MW2)

I lvoe wandering aorund Gaithersburg in Fallout 3 and seeing what I can recognize. It's so soothing to see everything you grew up in turned to radioactive waste sometimes.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I live in Maryland, less than a mile from where our little Earthquake happened over the summer. It was only a 3.6, but it was still powerful enough to shake my house at some ungodly hour of the morning. Living as close as we are to Washington D.C. I was worried someone had detonated something downtown. My dad, on the other hand, slept right through it.

Definitely this, and I was 3 miles away from where the quake originated.

So I wasn't the only one who thought something bad happened in DC. (Thanks Fallout 3 and MW2)

I lvoe wandering aorund Gaithersburg in Fallout 3 and seeing what I can recognize. It's so soothing to see everything you grew up in turned to radioactive waste sometimes.

It is quite an experience. I need to borrow that game again.

 

[L4hlborg]

Nature has a bad habit of scaring the shit out of you.

I was in Finland's Sonisphere-festival this summer. It was really hot and the sun was shining and everyone was relatively happy, waiting for Alice Cooper to start playing. Then the sky got darker. Then small rain drops starting falling. Then a bit bigger. Suddenly the rain was very heavy and then the wind hit. Now I had never experienced wind like that- It tore apart one of the two stages, injured 40 people, killed 1 and destroyed the equipment of all the remaining bands in less than 2 minutes. Miraculously people managed to remain calm even though all the bands where delayed by 2 hours, apart from Mötley Crüe, which was unable to play.

I know that people in some places are used to hurricanes and tornadoes and stuff like that, but it kinda caught me unprepared, since this isn't very common in Finland.

 

[Josho18]

Scariest shit I've ever experienced? Does it count from my childhood, then it is Fireflies bigger than my head flying around the cabin i have to stay at for 1 month, If not. The trauma I've experienced in the years coming back to haunt me as every time i see a dragonfly i find it impossible to do other things than either stay in the same location, and be stressed out, or run couple houndred meters, and relax until next dragonfly pops by.
I know that don't sound that bad, but id prefer sharks nibbling at my feet as i swim.

 

[Daipire]

I thought I broke my wang once...

I'd rather not describe it in detail, but it wasn't pretty.

Nope, now we demand the story!


But to get on topic about the scarist thing ever in my life; when my mom got sick. I was already going through plenty of stuff with school and your usual 13 year-old drama, but that fucking hit me like a train. Nobody could tell us what she had, how she got it, or what it was doing. All I know is I turned my life the fuck around because if my mom had died I would have been lost.

Okay.

So I was 16 or so (currently 18) at the time, and I was at a friend's party, now there's this cute girl there, so like any teenaged male I did my best to talk to her and crack on to her as subtly as possible.
So, due to my +5 Charisma, it works, and she hops over onto my laps and it's on like ping pong in Hong Kong, and she really got into it to.

Spoiler: Features adult scenarios and penis-related injuries.

So, like any heterosexual male making out with a teenaged girl, Winky Blinky the one-eyed pirate was sailing with his flag at full mast.
She, like I said, was really into it, she moved around on top of me playfully.

Then, remember when Frodo touches the ring for the first time in Lord Of The Rings, I had a feeling like he had, but in my wang.
It's like I was neutered by the goddamned Nazgul's blade, instinctively freaked out and headed to the bathroom.

Spoiler: Seriously, it gets REALLY bad here

I inspected my space marine and found that it was bleeding, my penis was fucking bleeding.
I tried to stop the flow of blood that was pouring out, but since I'm not circumcised and the blood was too relentless, I had no idea where the fuck it was coming from.
The erection caused so much blood to flow into it, then out from the god knows where, then into the tissues or toilet paper or whatever the hell I could find.
I stayed in that bathroom for half a freakin' hour with tissues on my wang, thinking I had done irreversible damage to it.

But, now that I'm older and wiser, I can say that the bridge-y thing between the head and the skin (the things people cut when they get circumcised, I'm guessing) split, she shifted around of top of me, and I was so at attention that the skin couldn't handle the pressure and spilt.

And that's the closest I came to having a period.
Also, it contains two LOTR references and one of Red Vs Blue.
Pretty cool eh?

THE END

 

[LaBambaMan]

YES! Closure! Sweet delicious closure!

Seriously, though, that shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

 

[Teh Roflchoppa]

Only thing that comes to my mind right now is the time when I had a sleep paralysis.... Damn

I had this once before but it was so short i couldn't get freaked out enough.

OT: In Arizona we get vicious monsoons and one night after a monsoon it was foggy out and all i could hear was the faint sound of moaning. The first thing a gamer thinks is besides the gutter, is zombies, that was a joke to myself for about 5 minutes until the moaning got louder and someone, who also thought zombies, lit 2 BIG firecrackers, and although i know the difference between a gunshot and another explosion, that prank got to me a little. Even though there's a magazine by my self-defense pistol, i checked anyways. Then looked on the internet but there was nothing cause i live in a small town. The anxiety was terrible, and i checked outside multiple times, 40 minutes later there was a news post that these slugs come out of the ground and dark places for moisture from the monsoon and they make a noise that sounds like moaning. 0-0 Phew...