The Storybook

[Escapefromwhatever]

Ok, here's how this game will work. I will post one sentence of a story, and you guys have to continue that story with only one sentence per post. So, for example, if I posted, "There was a man named Fred," the user below me would post something like, "He lived in a house," and the user below that user would post something like, "His hair was green, and he loved marshmallows." Got it? Here we go!




A long, long time ago, on the asteroid Chyron Beta Prime, there lived an army of robot ninjas, whose bloodlust led them to draw plans to assassinate God on the evening of October twenty-seventh, 20XX.

 

[Falconknight06]

They lived in a house

 

[Anarchemitis]

The house was a nice house, it had roan red shingles, quainy blue panelling, a small garage in which a few birds made nests in, as well as a car resided, and a very stout picket fence.

 

[Crowghast]

Upon this picket fence was a fresh coat of paint, and a young man of narrow features wiped the sweat from his brow, exhaling in a sigh of relief. His chores for the day, were complete.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Upon this picket fence was a fresh coat of paint, and a young man of narrow features wiped the sweat from his brow, exhaling in a sigh of relief. His chores for the day, were complete.

Not part of the story: Very nice, but please keep future posts to one sentence- that way everybody gets the same amount of input. Also, I find it very funny how we are talking more about this house than anything else.

Part of the story: The young man was the former king of this asteroid, before the robots claimed it, and he was mad for revenge, vowing that one day he would paint the picket fence pink!

 

[Crowghast]

Upon this picket fence was a fresh coat of paint, and a young man of narrow features wiped the sweat from his brow, exhaling in a sigh of relief. His chores for the day, were complete.

Not part of the story: Very nice, but please keep future posts to one sentence- that way everybody gets the same amount of input. Also, I find it very funny how we are talking more about this house than anything else.

Part of the story: The young man was the former king of this asteroid, before the robots claimed it, and he was mad for revenge, vowing that one day he would paint the picket fence pink!

I'm sorry: I was unaware that I was required to forward that, I was hoping that the robot ninjas would go out and kill the kid or someting.

Honestly, I just wanted to describe the picket fence.

The story: Unfortunately, the robot ninjas owned the very fence he was painting, and, using mind-waves, discovered this plot.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'm sorry: I was unaware that I was required to forward that, I was hoping that the robot ninjas would go out and kill the kid or someting.

Honestly, I just wanted to describe the picket fence.

The story: Unfortunately, the robot ninjas owned the very fence he was painting, and, using mind-waves, discovered this plot.

Not part of the story: Oh, no, you're fine. You can write whatever you want, as long as it is somewhat relevent to the story. I just figured that it was hilarious that we have robot ninjas who want to kill God sitting in a house, and we're more concerned about the house than them.

 

[Crowghast]

I'm sorry: I was unaware that I was required to forward that, I was hoping that the robot ninjas would go out and kill the kid or someting.

Honestly, I just wanted to describe the picket fence.

The story: Unfortunately, the robot ninjas owned the very fence he was painting, and, using mind-waves, discovered this plot.

Not part of the story: Oh, no, you're fine. You can write whatever you want, as long as it is somewhat relevent to the story. I just figured that it was hilarious that we have robot ninjas who want to kill God sitting in a house, and we're more concerned about the house than them.

Understandable: But I guess everyone assumes that God is a pretty cool guy already, robot ninjas have been done to death, but [i\]no-one[/i] wants to talk about houses! (Oh, and I love to write, i'm actually restraining myself as best I can.)

Story: Through their mind-wave practice, these ninja robots then burst from the windows, very lovely windows actually, with a masterfully carved sill, the panes were exquisite, and it had beautiful curtains that accentuated the lovely shutters...

 

[Berethond]

but anyway, yeah, the ninja robots, they landed on the lovely, perfectly groomed grass lawn and ran towards the picket fence.

 

[Mike_Bennett]

The picket fence was actually government traps for aliens and they were captured.

Suprising, ain't it?

 

[Falconknight06]

Too bad the government accidentally bought adventurer traps instead of alien traps.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

But then, out of nowhere, a mighty hand came down from the heavens and smashed the asteroid into pieces, as the voice of God stated with absolute sincerity and conviction, "PWNED!"

 

[Falconknight06]

A voice belonging to the world, parried the blow with one word of power, "LOLNOOBOMGBBQ."